#wordsfromadrunkhoe

Chapter meeting if I was president of my sorority

My best friend and me at 60

When someone makes a joke about me being underage

When someone asks what I am going to do after I graduate

When I tell a guy I like him

When I give my cleavage a pep talk in the mirror

When I get a little too into my music at work

When I am told to make a toast

When I admire my boyfriend

Subletting from grad students

When someone you knew in high school becomes hot

When my friend challenges my announcement of naptime with "Didn't you already nap today?"

how i feel after i've been packing for hours and hours

when the leaf blower guys come right outside my window at 11am

when someone who lives local tries to bitch about packing up their room

thinking about what i wrote on my final after it's over

trying to muster up the energy to do my last take-home final