important thought: people who claim to have out-of-body experiences near death vs people who dissociate/hallucinate when they’re intoxicated
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important thought: people who claim to have out-of-body experiences near death vs people who dissociate/hallucinate when they’re intoxicated

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i feel like my logical self is trapped inside a really stupid adhd body
you know that feeling when your mouth is really dry and your tongue feels fuzzy
i have that feeling all over my body
me, watching livestream: that chick’s hot i’d fuck her
me, sobering up: 1. that was my video. 2. what kind of narcissist am i. 3. how dare i misgender myself
i feel like me when i’m high is who i would be if i had zero baggage. a pure herp.

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i’m getting so sucked into everything i’m doing i’m imagining it’s like the most important thing in the world, but like i’m literally a knight on horseback trying to complete these tasks
my otherkin is merman but in the swakmp
earlier i was in the shower and i was looking at a stain on my floor and it turned into a polar bear
friends: haha you’re so stupid and terrible wow!!!!
me: haha fuck you guys
friends: rude. why are you so rude.
i almost ate a dehydrated dish sponge because i thought it was cheese

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tumblr is 10 years old but that’s still young enough to drown in the tub and claim it was an accident
me: *glues my fingers together with superglue* well i guess my fingers are stuck like this forever now *genuinely expects to die with my fingers still glued together*
you: veterinarian
me, a fucking idiot: dog nurse
me: *stares at amazong page*
me: that's an ice pick. for stabbing people
me: *is looking at a meat thermometer*
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do not binge-eat pecans or you will experience the most intense intestinal distress of your life and beg for death at 3am

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kim jong il / kermit the frog for ship of the year
I’m going to reblog this until it has 15million notes