Pass the yuri

do *you* want a place to yap about strollonso? to yap about f1 generally and pretty much anything you want but primarily strollonso of all categories? join our new discord server!!

i’ve been on there for a while and made really good friends. if you enjoy microwaving them gently and lovingly and yelling every time they interact, come join!!

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Even though I don’t know anything about their relationships or personal lives (fiction in real person fiction) I do feel confident that there are/have been queer F1 drivers, both based on statistics and a bang-on gaydar.

And when I think about that in an honest way, outside the confines of fanfiction and edits, I get quite upset. Because they are stuck.

Being a queer man in a big sport is one thing, with all the homophobia in fans and even higher ups (see the comments on Lando’s posts and the Williams scandal). It’s another when half the places you work in don’t even allow queerness. When one of the countries you work in deems it a crime punishable by death (Saudi Arabia).

I can’t even imagine the mental toll that would take. F1 as an institution is holding their own stars hostage from themselves by allowing this. They cultivate an emotionally violent environment for the sake of cold, hard cash. Unfortunately, it’s just another instance of insurmountable corporate greed that has proven itself time and time again to be a virtually immovable object.

Lance, eyes narrowed: I’m gonna fuck your dad

Oscar: fuck YOU

Next day

Lance: *walks in wearing Marks shirt*

Instead of yelling about how Lance Stroll is doing everything wrong, how about this? How about you stop putting the pests into the greenhouse? How about you stop watching the hitpieces on Youtube? How about you stop reading the gossip blogs on Instagram? How about you stop listening to the liars who try to act like Lance is the devil when you know he's not. You know he's not the worst Formula One driver ever. With all that's happened throughout Formula One's history since 1950, you know he's far from it. Lance may be your favorite punching bag, but he's certainly not the worst driver.

It sucks. I wish the Strolls would clamp down on this garbage. I wish people wouldn't make up lies on the regular and harass Lance, his fans, his team, his family, and everyone else. I want Lance to race in a decent car, if not a rocketship. But he can't because it's been a shitbox for the majority of his F1 career. Heck, the Aston Martin cars have been shitboxes for the majority of their time in Formula One since 1959!

DISCLAIMER Everything here is intended for entertainment purposes only: all the situations and stories depicted are fictitious, no one owns any of this nor is profiting from it. This is a 18+ space only, so proceed at your own discretion.

After a period of slumber, a new Kinkmeme Round starts, with a little change to the rules.

Many of you asked to have more control on being anonymous: right now the only options are either removing the fic from the kinkmeme collection or asking us to deanon it.

The Round Three collection won't be anonymous anymore, but still we ask you to at least publish anonymously by adding your fic to the Anonymous collection on AO3, to keep with the spirit of the kinkmeme before de-anoning - but it is up to you, of course!

The old rounds, however, will stay as they are at least for now, as removing anonymous from the collection means de-anoning everyone, people who want to stay anonymous included. So, for now, if you want to claim a fill from previous rounds, you still have to shoot us a DM until we fin a solution

Other than that, the rules are as usual, now compiled in a document for ease of reading. You can follow #f1kinkmeme for any update on the event!

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