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thequarrelsome:
â None of those that I have ever come across⌠â
Neither has he read that in any of the diaries that have been passed down in his family, but that still didnât mean that it wasnât necessarily true⌠maybe just rare enough so none of his ancestors ever come across it⌠as this guy seemed to know his stuff when it came to vampires.
At the question of the other he smirked, in the meantime still hasnât stopped in cutting down the vampires. He glanced in his direction for a second before focusing again on what he was doing.
â Sure⌠I kill vampires out of charity⌠and simple just get by on the warmth of love⌠as if⌠I expect a very substantial amount of payment for what Iâm doing here⌠I have to live on something after all. And you WILL pay, right? â
     âYeah, it has to do with their auras in their brains and heart. The head looks for the heart and they sometimes attempt to join again.â
Thatâs what made them so difficult to actually kill for good, though this did not apply to all of them. Especially if you had destroyed their auras by hitting them spot on; unfortunately not many knew were to look. All this talking meant less time for speaking the words he required for unbinding, even if his mental work on the particular charm was improving to the point it was almost complete.
He would have gone naked and shifted if it was a faster method of dispatching their current enemies but as it were, he found a nice balance between the five things he was doing: hacking at them with his own sword, dodging whatever hits they were aiming at him, working on said charm, speaking the druidic words, and finally talking to the other.
âWhy me?â Not that he wasnât already paying people for hunting down vampires, âWeâve just met, and I wasnât the one who hired you.â Yet, perhaps the other was one of them that had took up the bounty he had put out after all.
huldrxkall:
       He gave the other a look of COMPASSION. From such an ancient being, he expected more. âNONE. DO you think Iâm some sort of demon born from Satanâs SPERM? Christians did demonize our kind, just as many others, but we are not THAT harmful.â Some actually died, when he couldnât control his powers. But his case was one of a kind, and he would let anyone leave unless they actually managed to offend him. âTHEY ARE not victims. I may influence them, but the final choice is theirs. I always leave them with enough energy to live. What good it would do to me if I couldnât use them again? And no, I donât plan on feeding on you. Iâll just let you come to me once you get blue balls.â
He was unbelieving at the otherâs admission, but it wasnât guile, so much as an attempt to leave behind past failings; something the druid could accept or forgive. Still, it was obvious the other took offence at his question. âI never said or even thought that. I do have⌠Associates of your kind.â It was a by-product of his long lifespan after all, the amount of otherworldly creatures heâd chanced upon and subsequently either made alliances, friends, lovers; or enemies, grudge bearers, or even, when the worst was inevitable, killed.
Atticus knew of those arcane life leeches, succubi, incubi, and other similar types that leave their victims lifeless husks; and he knew of those at the other end of the spectrum, sworn to trying to fight their very nature; and lastly, those in the middle, somewhere the man before him would fit.
He was tempted certainly, but trust was an issue with him, even especially concerning something as physical as sex. It wasnât unfounded fears either, when heâd experienced scenarios where everyone really was out to get him. His tone was not unkind, and there was a smile still on his face. âCall it what you like, you wouldnât be the first to consume my energy or blood, willingly or otherwise.â Oh, what the hell. âYet, I am not opposed to it however, Mr⌠?â
thequarrelsome:
â THANKS I WORK OUT DAILY!! BUT I STILL MANAGE TO NOT BE A SELF-ABSORBED DOUCHE! â
âI AM NOT SELF-ABSORBED. I JUST APPRECIATE MY OWN PHYSIQUE. AS I DO YOURS.â

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quickandcunning:
"Is there a good kind of gas? If so tell me about it." he perked a brow.
âHelium. Thatâs always a laugh.â
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thequarrelsome:
â NO! YOUâRE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE, YOUâRE SUPPOSED TO BE HUMBLE THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING I AM NOT COMPLEMENTING YOU ANYMORE YOU SELF-LOVING PRICK! â
âSELF LOVE IS IMPORTANT!!! BUT YOU ARE ALSO PRETTY.â
thequarrelsome:
â DONâT YOU JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR FROM TIME TO TIME AND THINK⌠WHY AM I SO FUCKING PRETTY?? HOW DOES THAT NOT ANNOY YOU??? â
âYES, I AM PRETTY. THANK YOU FOR NOTICING. I LIKE BEING PRETTY.â
huldrxkall:
       âPLEASE, DONâT tell me. Iâd rather FEEL it.â Words of truth this time, but eventually a smile was growing on his lips. While he actually didnât care for the otherâs happiness, it was nice to have someone putting up with his lewd attitude. âYOUR ENERGY. I felt a spike and came here to check. No, Iâm not going to attack youâI can recognize my limits, although I donât know exactly what you are. But hey, now that Iâm looking at your face Iâm not disappointed. What about you?â
     âYou plan to feed on me?â Better him than a random mortal who could and would die from it he supposed. The easier alternative would be to kill him and be done with it, but the other havenât done anything to warrant such a drastic action yet. Still, there was apprehension, especially when the last time he had let someone go didnât end well for one of his friends. âHow many of your victims die?â

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thequarrelsome:
â WHAT IS A BEAUTIFUL PERSON LIKE YOU DOING AT A SHIT PLACE LIKE THIS???? â
âI COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!!â
huldrxkall:
       âI DIDNâT know it was so important to you. I can lie, if you want? I donât mind making people happy. There, I see somethingâoh, god! It must be so thick, so hard, and your balls! So big and full of manly spunk. You could water the crops with that hydrant.â It was hard to maintain a straight face, but for saying such things, he looked incredibly serious, like a warrior who sworn an oath. He didnât take the other for the kind of guy who liked to be pleased, worshipped, but then all ancient beings did. âOH, YOU just cum on yourself? I bet your semen has magical and regenerative properties. I totally approve of this natural remedy.â
âNow, you donât have to.â Yet, he couldnât help but bark a laugh at such lewd nonsense from the otherâs mouth. âThink what you like. That would be telling wouldnât it?â For some reason, heâd pretty much expected the response, the sexual undertone did seem rather prominent in that question after all. Though undertone was hardly the appropriate word now, so open and decadent was their conversation. Two could certainly play at that game. âStill, is there something you desire? Iâm sure you have a reason for being here, it seems unlikely to be by mere chance.â
huldrxkall:
    âYOUR PANTS. Iâve been staring at your crotch for quite a while now and there doesnât seem to be anything particularly impressive down there.â This was one of those rare occasions in which Jasper wouldnât mind being proven wrong, but the uptightness of the other didnât leave room for much hope. Not that he had just one way to get his way with people. âMAY I ask you what cream you use then? You still have a wonderful skin.â
     âYouâll be surprised. God(s and goddesses) know, literally.â The druid had his fair share of worshipping, and being worshipped by various deities after all. There was some form of pride in saying that for theyâd enjoyed the moments, not that it could be verified by the other. âOne of my own making. I donât patronise often.â Not that it was even cream that he made, but he was always an excellent liar.
huldrxkall:
       âOF COURSE. It means your energy is out of the ordinary. Itâs like having a HUGE DICK.â He couldnât place how old he was or WHAT he was, but he was powerful. There was a reason if his hands werenât already on him. âIâD ASK how old are you, but I donât want to hurt your sensibility.â
He would be surprised by the blunt salaciousness from the other were the druid not aware of the dual nature â but the huldrekall part was obviously the one to be blamed for the remark â of the stranger, through his magical sight. Cautiousness warred with the desire to rise and take the bait, âWhoâs to say I donât?â
The question still hung in the air, indirectly asked, but heâs been far too secretive with his age even with his werewolf friends of years, that heâs not about to give it so freely. âGlad you have the sense not to then.â
thequarrelsome:
â Iâm glad you are such EXPERT in this⌠but that is the only way for me and it worked pretty well so far so⌠I think Iâll stick to it. â
Meanwhile he wasnât idle either, the sword swinging in his hand swiftly as he was cutting down anything that tried to attack him, his movements almost like a fluid dance, not having time to stop and observe the technique of the other and thatâs not what he got paid for anyway. When this nest was done then they can properly share trade secrets but he got the vibe more and more that the other is just trying to show off.
     âYou do know that some still â operate with their heads detached right?â
As vampires went out in splashes, or occasionally explosions, of blood and gore, and got their body parts hacked off, Atticus tried to plan his next move on the grand scale of things. Seeing the other through magical sight, as is his defaulted state when dealing with vampires and any other potential mythical creatures, revealed that the other wasnât exactly human and that might have piqued his interest. He hardly knew the man, but anyone killing vampires (paid or not) was a prospective ally in his war against vampires in his book. After all, heâd been spending centuries of amassed gold to fund mercenaries and the like.
     âAny reason youâre here? Or just out of the goodness of your heart?â

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huldrxkall:
       ââYOUâRE ancient. In a good way.â
     âThereâs a good way?â
Still, for someone who looked to be in his twenties and was actually a hundred times older, he guessed that was perhaps what the other was referring to. Anyone who knew that however, wasnât someone heâd like to chat up with, especially not in this time; and especially not one of the otherâs kind.
thequarrelsome:
Rarely have Lambert been surprised, it came with the job, you see all sorts of weird stuff and sometimes even new monsters pop up from time to time, but otherwise the trade was pretty standard. But this guy⌠now this was something completely new⌠and his weird ways.
â You WHAT⌠â
     âChopping their heads off and staking them are so inefficient.â
Rendering someone speechless was always a welcome experience for Atticus. But he would have to celebrate that moment later and let just the grin on his face show it now, he didnât have the benefit, not when there were more vampires. Still, though he was glad for the extra help here, his mind couldnât help wondering just where this other guy was from, even as he triggered his charm again, while still speaking the words of unbinding, this time directing it at another vampire. The druid had yet to perfect the charm that greatly sped up the process of killing the undead bloodsuckers but it had definitely been improved since the first time.