Despite my vanity, I fear for my sanity

“Did you say to take everything you say completely seriously?”

"Yes, that is definitely what I said," she rolled her eyes.

“Almost as good as Sharpay’s pink sparkly golf cart.”

"Or better, because pink and sparkly is so ten years ago."

“Can you please stop wriggling or I swear I’m going to fall over and we’re both going to face plant the ground.”

"Well if you moved quicker it wouldn't be a problem, and I swear to god if you drop me, you will regret it. I refuse to get my socks dirty, and someone stole my shoes.” 

“So I was…

"Drunk, you were and still are very drunk. Are you okay?"

“And here I thought today was going to be boring.” Chloe smirked, hopping in the passenger seat, “Dru, you are a lifesaver.”

"You know I'm always just a phone call or a text away." Druella laughed, firing up the ignition. "That's what they tell me."

“That sounds genuinely terrifying coming from you.”

"Terrifying is what I'm going for."

“I feel like watermelon would just make the biggest mess in the world,” Landon replied, not even able to imagine it. “So you’d forget I was even there… just saying.”

"True, but it could make for an interesting thing to watch." Druella laughed, shaking her head. "Most likely, let's be honest."

“In a golf cart? Classy, let’s do it.”

"Hey, it's not just any golf cart, it's got a little bit of color."

“Oh, okay then. I won’t argue!”

"Haha, don't take what I so seriously, I just want to have some fun."

“I just assumed everyone had the same opinion about me. I’m the best.” He winked at her. “The more you know.”

"No, I most definitely don't and I can assure you, there are a few others that share the same view." Druella laughed, "True."

“She’s not answering her phone. What’s going on, cuz? You’re shrinking.”

"I'm sure she'll get back to you when she's available. I'm not shrinking, you're simply just growing. Careful, or you might not be able to walk inside buildings without hitting your head," Druella teased. "And not too much, just the same old classes and more. How's the married life?”