not beating the cunt allegations

Idk dude just the assertion that mike didn’t gaf about el kinda pisses me off at best and I think it’s genuinely evil to say at worst. Can he not be a complex individual why does it always have to be oh he never loved el he was projecting will onto her because she’s the socially acceptable version of him! First of all no she’s fucking not she’s lowkey worse. Being gay in the 80s and dating Will Byers would have been easier for him than whatever the hell he was doing with my girl. I’m serious. Secondly it is so beyond misogynistic to assert that he only liked her so he could project will onto her. He spent every day of his life with that girl for most of 1985. It’s crazy to say shit like that. It’s insane. Thirdly. Well I have to stop talking right now but let’s pick this back up whenever I’m at a reasonable level of annoyed….

You might expect me to be a hater of infamous taylor swift song you need to calm down. Unfortunately I was like seriously depressed in fall 2019 so I do have a crazy soft spot for the lover album…. I know the song is corny and bad. I LIKE it that way…. If anyone else made this song it would be lame as hell but her unchic lack of swag really does make it work is the thing

Hate taking a break from work because what the fuck do you mean I have to go back now. What if I killed myself in front of you instead?????

But I still think it’s weird that that fanfiction refuses to talk about el. There is an elephant in the room you’re pretending isn’t even real and it’s making you look insane. Actually there’s two elephants in the room but the other one I’m being understanding and forgiving about because I’m literally nice. The el one though is crazy

Wow mike wheeler you could live a hundred lifetimes and still never deserve that boy. Christ