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a visitor on the biodome!!

Windows 💫

he called the leading scholar in his field a "staggering waste of carbon" at a unesco conference

he regularly partakes in autocannibalism. HE CALLS IT MEBURGERS.

he's aroace

he throws up almost as much as he cries

he wrote a dissertation with a section titled "the goldilocks zone is for idiots" and basically chewed out everyone who disagreed with him

he's shipped with basically everyone who's ever been to space

he puts the not in astronaut

he gets sick on the elevator

he has a codependent relationship with a crab

he wears a suit jacket and tie with blue jeans

he likes foxes

he's the cool teacher at his middle school

he teaches alien children science in their language using a modified pipe organ

his name is grace and the hail mary is full of him

his glasses are repelled from his face

he saved two planets WHILE being a bit of a bitch about it

he has a very corny sense of humor

he likes skittles

you like old men? BAM old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace

he has hella burn scars

he has chronic pain

he canonically uses mobility aids

he lives in a terrarium. he likes his terrarium.

ohhh but ryan gosling is too conventionally attractiv-

Ryland Grace should win tumblr sexyman 2026.

Ryland Grace can look both pathetic and like he’s judging all your life decisions, very sexy

(And look at those arms!!!)

Ryland Grace has a doctorate aka he’s well educated. He was also employed (before getting launched into space yk).

Ryland Grace looks good in a suit

Very sexy

He is being head cannoned as aro ace. Representation very sexy. (Yes aroace people can be sexy)

If you’re not into the Aroace Grace in space there’s plenty of people he’s getting shipped with; most not from his own movie. He is just so sexy he’s getting shipped with everyone (even aliens).

(Look at him)

Ryland Grace is kind, brave, curious, smart, caring, empathetic, creative, humble ect (English isn’t my first language)

Ryland Grace isn’t afraid to cry.

Ryland Grace respects women.

He takes a bike to his job. Very healthy, very environmentally friendly, very sexy