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if i said ryland would want to BE bred, too, would you put me down like a sick horse? would you shoot me out back if i told you he'd squirm on your strap/cock and beg you to please please cum inside, he's been a good boy, doesn't he deserve to be bred?
A few years ago while trying to find ways to commit suicide as painlessly as possible, I came across a PDF of Dr. Paul Quinnett's The Forever Decision. Thinking it might go into actual methods of suicide (I read an article once that actually did that and was trying to find it again) I started to read it, and I think I only got about two pages in before I was crying too much to actually see the words.
I downloaded the PDF to my hard drive and I open it again whenever I'm feeling too suicidal to do much else, but not enough to start booking a ride to the hospital. And every time without fail I only go up to a few pages before backing off and choosing to live another day just because suicide suddenly seems even more unbearable than whatever the hell upset me in the first place.
All the book really does is [I'm pulling a summary from GoodReads here as, again, I've read no more than 5 pages] "discusses the social aspects of suicide, the right to die, anger, loneliness, depression, stress, hopelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, the consequences of a suicide attempt, and how to get help."
But it also starts with the author kindly asking the reader to complete the book before going through with anything, and for some reason I'm compelled to really just try to read it all before finalizing everything. Despite not yet completing it (hopefully never will) I think I can safely say it's saved my life at least a few times now.
It's intentionally legal to copy and redistribute this book to keep it as accessible as possible, and it's very easy to find, but here's a link for it anyways.
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it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism
the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t
if you call someone a “masturbator” in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a “gooner” and you’ve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves
leftists need to fucking stop using the term “gooner” right fucking now
demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years
If you are in WASHINGTON this is not yet law, this initiative will be on the ballot Nov 3 THIS YEAR. VOTE NO. You have the ability to prevent this from becoming law.
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Can we not berate Mark into talking about Ryan Gosling or BloodyMary? He is not obligated to talk about a celebrity that he has not met personally just because his character is in a crackship.
I absolutely adore BloodyMary with all my heart. There are just a lot of people out there who are struggling to separate the actor from the character, and are starting to think that Simon x Grace (or any of the other crossover ships like DiscoDoll and JazzHands for example) = Mark x Ryan, when it doesn’t.
Both are married. Both are married to women.
Simon is not Markiplier, and Ryland Grace is not Ryan Gosling.
Just because Mark is aware of BloodyMary, doesn’t mean we get to boil his 3 years of hard work on Iron Lung down to a crossover ship.
I really wish I had the drive to write. I miss it. I miss Creature Only. I want to explore other x Reader scenarios. I wanna write for Rygos characters. But my desire to create has been shot and left for dead behind a Denny's.
please say more right now about jumping colt crying to loud taylor swift in his car or just fucking in his car in general I feel like his go-to date is doing donuts and then car sex
Colt Seavers x gn!reader. 18+. Car sex. The two of you are crazy about each other in this one.
notes: follow-on from this. Thank you to @kiffycreative for checking the fic over for me!
"Donuts?" Colt asks as you pack your stuff away. Shooting's finished for the day and you're excited to spend your evening with the stunt guy who is quickly becoming your favourite person. You've had a few dates, now, mostly just hanging out and seeing where life takes you, but it usually takes you to a belly hurting from laughter and a bouquet of stolen kisses throughout the night, so you're happy to spend as much time as you can with him.
He's always so happy when he seeks you out every night, too, bounding up to you like a goddamn golden retriever. You could get used to it, to him, to that easy, gum-chewing smile.
You make a show of thinking, pressing your finger to your chin and letting out a hmmm.
"Eating donuts, or doing them in your car?" you ask, and he lights up like you read his mind.
An hour later sees you gripping onto the 'oh shit' handle, laughing wildly as he floors the gas pedal and spins the two of you around and around in the set's empty parking lot. The remnants of the box of Krispy Kremes you bought flies like a crash test dummy and half an original glazed rolls beneath his seat, where it will be forgotten for months until one day when it makes an opportunistic Jean-Claude very happy.
Eventually Colt slows the car to a stop so you can catch your breath. You're dizzy from your joyful hysterics and he just sits there grinning at you like you're the most wonderful thing in the world.
"That was fun. You're crazy, though," you say. He is. Crazy and gorgeous and perfect. A master of beckoning your daring side out of you. When he leans over to kiss you, you find yourself moaning into it a bit, especially when his tongue sweeps yours.
"What now?" he asks, voice low, eyebrow cocked. You decide to put all your chips in and take a gamble. Guys like Colt don't take you for donuts - or donuts - if they don't really like you, after all.
"Well, I was thinking you could fuck me in the back of the car, seeing as we're alone out here," you try to make it blasé, but your heart is going a mile a minute.
Colt's eyes go wide and then a Cheshire-cat smile takes over his face. You've never heard a man physically have to hold back a 'woohoo' before, but he does, and instead just pumps his fist to himself. That makes you laugh, too, and you grab his face to pull him into another smooch.
"C'mere, you dummy," you whisper, and oh, he comes.
The two of you practically wrestle each other into the back seat, clothes going all over the car. You really can't get enough of his body. He borders on being too handsome, with those stupid sexy abs and huge biceps. They're only made all the more appealing when they're displayed above you as he kisses every inch of your hot skin he can get to, worshipping you with his mouth.
"Hey you're—" kiss, right on your nipple, earning him a giggle, "—you're really gorgeous, did you know that? Like, I'm trying not to be shallow but oh my god."
"I want to lick your pecs. Is that weird?" you ask. He stares down at you in rapture and then shakes his head hard.
"No. Not weird at all. Please. Please do it. Whatever you want. Leave a mark, even."
You do, sitting up to bite at the muscle in his chest, run your tongue around his pebbling areola. You can tell he's hard in his boxers, leaking so much that they're staining dark grey even darker. You leave a purple ring of your teeth above his heart and smile up at him.
"I have lube and a condom in my bag."
You think he actually mutters a prayer of thanks up to the ceiling of his car before he attempts to affect cockiness again.
"Thought you were gonna get lucky?" he asks with a wink. You shrug.
"Can I be honest? I've had them with me since I first heard you psyching yourself up to ask me out."
Oh, that knocks the bravado right out of him, and he meets your next kiss with near-desperation. It's a mess of hands as the two of you roll the condom on him together and you buck and moan into his touch as he fingers you open, and when he's inside? Fuck, he is thick and perfect. You both have to make a concentrated effort not to just come right there.
He tries to fuck you slow, he does, if for no other reason than he's worried about the suspension on his car, but when you lean forwards just enough to smack his ass he is set off like a racehorse. In fact it's his turn to hold onto the 'oh shit' handle for leverage to help him jackhammer into you, because from the way your legs lock around the small of his back, you want it as hard and fast as he can offer.
A sound enginner loops back to pick up their forgotten keys. They see Colt's car rocking in the empty lot. Out of kindness, they don't mention it to either of you when you both come in walking a little funny the nexy day.
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midnight. He comes to pick me up no headlights. He immediately reverses us into a tree. Why did you think this was a good idea? You can’t drive Ken and it’s pitch black without the headlights. In fact whose car is this? This isn’t my car, ken
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