you thought I was bubble wrap.

Owen: Careful what you wish for (;

Trap Queen Bee,

I know you really like the song “Trap Queen,” and don’t try to pretend you don’t because I saw you head bangin’ to it the other day. But here’s something better. Promise, this one is much more jammable. It also has a few lyrics that remind me of you. 

“I'm like, yeah, she's fine Wonder when she'll be mine She walk past, I press rewind To see that ass one more time”

Okay, I’m kidding. I’m not really that kind of guy. Funny though, am I right? Anyway, just wanted to give you a change of pace and let you know that not all the mixtapes need to be serious ones.. even though most are, so hold on tight. 

“Really? Then why did you even have me audition? I’m flattered, but I think I’m going to stick to my own band. I couldn’t just bail on them.”

“That doesn’t matter. I wasn’t thinking clearly when I was making my picks. I just didn’t know you could do that much more. You’re good at what you do, and you’ve got a lot of talent. I don’t hand out compliments this easily to everyone. I think you should reconsider.”

Owen: What am I supposed to do with that statement...

Owen: What did you do to the duck?

Owen: That doesn't mean your dick can be on it, jfc.

Bianca: Macklemore? Really?

Bianca: For future reference I would prefer if you keep him far away from 'Mo's funky fresh beats.'Never thanked you for those by the way. There may have been some jammin' already. Although I'm still not sure how I feel about you breaking into my car on the regular..

Bianca: I hear anything is possible if you just believe, but nah probably not.

Mo: He's catchy?

Mo: Wtf now I have to redo the next one. I just wasted a tape.

Mo: I knew there'd be jamming. Bet you're pretty good at whipping that hair too. Jump, jump, the house is jumping.. Anyway, is it really breaking in if it's already open?

Mo: I went to the Moped store, said "Fuck it."

Mo: Salesman's like, "What up, what's your budget?"