Welcome to the Trip, Man.

DC took Chris Pine so that Marvel couldn’t collect all the Chris’…it’s like when somebody blocks you from the last property in Monopoly so you don’t become too powerful.

Don’t sleep on this show

jess didn’t you used to like glee?

look buddy it’s against the law to make fun of any lesbian who was under the age of 30 when santana lopez sang “landslide” for liking glee. we couldn’t help it. we had no choice. 

I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!

who else comin to terms with the possibility that they will never form a meaningful emotional connection with someone on a romantic level smash that like