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i feel like i should do some relationship councilin’, ‘cept with Sniper and Spy, who’re notably not in a relationship, but act like they’re in one that’s startin’ to fall apart

Oh Engineer, believe me you don't want to be involved... They are hopeless! I even tried getting Herr Sniper drunk, using MY Schnaps! Good alchohol is not easy to come by in this hillbilly town you know!

ain’t nothin’ hopeless with a little southern hospitality, an’ a good hour of real communication.

Ja, if we can even get them to have an intelligent conversation... I swear, they are worse than angsty teenagers! And to think I believed Herr Spy was dignified. How wrong I was!

i feel like i should do some relationship councilin’, ‘cept with Sniper and Spy, who’re notably not in a relationship, but act like they’re in one that’s startin’ to fall apart

Oh Engineer, believe me you don't want to be involved... They are hopeless! I even tried getting Herr Sniper drunk, using MY Schnaps! Good alchohol is not easy to come by in this hillbilly town you know!

If anyone tries to accost me while I go to the kitchen to make myself a cup of coffee, I will not hesitate to stab you. If anyone tries to come into my smoking room at any point today, I will throw a knife at you. I would like to be left completely alone today, thank you.

good, i dont wanna see you either. leave me alone and ill leave you alone, twat

This wasn't even aimed at you, bushman.

no, nothing ever is anymore, is it?

Oh? And what do you mean by that?

i mean we used to have a dynamic, mate. we used to have a rivalry, now youre just mean as a snake to me and’s rivals with engie. s not fair.

dont bother. all i am at this point is a thorn in your side, and not the good kind. youve made it known im a burden, ill step off.

Lovely! I can finally get rid of those eyes! I promise I will get those to you before the end of the day

preciate it doc!!

No!! I am NOT letting this haunted eyeball thing happen again! No eyes!!!!

Oh, don’t worry, I’m giving him one of my own eyes, that should not cause any problems!

Hmm, if you say so... And if you are giving them away I wouldn't mind a few...

Lovely! I can finally get rid of those eyes! I promise I will get those to you before the end of the day

preciate it doc!!

No!! I am NOT letting this haunted eyeball thing happen again! No eyes!!!!

im not even on yer team animore!! leave me be, ill get it oot afore halloween.

Every year you say the same thing! And this concerns both teams!!! I am sick and tired of halloween!!!

Of course! Even made sure to polish them!!! They cut through flesh like paper! I would know because I tested them on Scout earlier, he squealed like a little girl, ahahahah!

doc we talked bout this. no testin weapons on yer team! there’s a practice range fer that…

Ach, but it is not the same, Herr Demo! Wood does not act the same as flesh! :-[

couldnt ye just grow somthin fleshie an unfeelin? yer a smart man doc, i betcha could 

You’re right, I am brilliant… Now that gives me and idea! I wonder if I could clone the others, figure out their achilles heel, their fears, weaknesses… Mh you’ve given me something to think about. Danke!

donnae get too smart with it or she might take yer job!! she’s very protective over the “sancity” of war er whaever. loaddae crap if ye ask me.

Yes! Quite the load of crap! Halting scientific progress... die Hündin!!

Lovely! I can finally get rid of those eyes! I promise I will get those to you before the end of the day

preciate it doc!!

No!! I am NOT letting this haunted eyeball thing happen again! No eyes!!!!

Of course! Even made sure to polish them!!! They cut through flesh like paper! I would know because I tested them on Scout earlier, he squealed like a little girl, ahahahah!

doc we talked bout this. no testin weapons on yer team! there’s a practice range fer that…

Ach, but it is not the same, Herr Demo! Wood does not act the same as flesh! :-[

couldnt ye just grow somthin fleshie an unfeelin? yer a smart man doc, i betcha could 

You're right, I am brilliant... Now that gives me and idea! I wonder if I could clone the others, figure out their achilles heel, their fears, weaknesses... Mh you've given me something to think about. Danke!

Of course! Even made sure to polish them!!! They cut through flesh like paper! I would know because I tested them on Scout earlier, he squealed like a little girl, ahahahah!

doc we talked bout this. no testin weapons on yer team! there’s a practice range fer that…

Ach, but it is not the same, Herr Demo! Wood does not act the same as flesh! :-[

Of course! Even made sure to polish them!!! They cut through flesh like paper! I would know because I tested them on Scout earlier, he squealed like a little girl, ahahahah!

Good! Don't be shy. Besides, it has been a while since your last checkup.

Mm, you're right. You should probably check up on how my wounds from last week are doing, they're still somewhat painful.

Good! Don't be shy. Besides, it has been a while since your last checkup.

hiding from medic lmao

What if you don’t do that? Gather organs from some other bloke?

Heh okay Jekyll and Hyde heh. Or you could experiment with yerself gain and see where that gets ya.

Now why would I want to do that? It is harder than you think, you know! And my lack of avaliable organs is making it even worse… Perhaps you want to be a donor, how does that sound?

I’ll be a donor if ya stop scarin’ n tryin to get Mr. Works at Spencer’s organs. How bout that?

Oh! Perfect! How kind of you Herr Sniper... Even if you are a BLU...