Irene Belserion

IRENE BELSERION

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Speaking of fashion disasters; Where did irene get her hat?

I was talking about mother, I saw her commit suicide, and Acnologia step on her ~Erza

What are your feelings on the stars?

*expplosion in the background, Neinhart slides in front of Irene smashing an electric guitar* YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screamo*

Why the rose boobs?

*whispers* Look I just wear what God Serena lays out for me…

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GOT A TOTAL OF 2 COMPLIMENTS ON MY OUTFIT.

1 from Serena, and 1 from that girlscout trying to sell me samoas

WHAT!? THAT IDIOTIC LIZARD IS GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR THIS. and I will have you know I anthem out unvain person out there, no one compares to me in terms of being humble. I mean just look at me, you don’t get more humble and amazing and handsome and…what was I talking about?

Humble huh?

Irene you like my outfit don’t you!?

I’m sorry, who are you to think you can speak for me?

I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD!

So do I Neinhart. Don’t listen to this imbecile.

You always know what to say. HEY LETS GO TAKE OVER A VILLAGE

Which one should we bless with our presence today?

The capture of erza

Are you sure? Cause last time you brought back that stupid red talking cat.. -_-

It’s name was lector! And you said they she was firey! But this time I found her, tall, early twenties, firey, nice clothes. This time I have her!

Well… Where is she?

In the next room. *yelling* JULIET AND HEINE BRING HER IN HERE!..

FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT ERZA

SILENCE ERZA

*takes a deep breath* …Neinhart…

Yes m’ lady, are you going to reward me!

*whacks Neinhart on the head with staff repeatedly* YOU IDIOT THATS NOT ERZA!!! *continues whacking*

* gets up with cartoonish bruise on head* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU SAID RED HAIR. CHECK. EARLY TWENTIES. CHECK. FIREY. SHE PRODUCES FIRE. it’s not my fault your not specific enough

*just glares at neinhart* *turns around and slowly starts to walk away*

LADY IRENE DON’T BE ANGRY! *chasing after irene*

*stops walking and looks over shoulder* I’m not angry… I’m disappointed… *continues walking*

WHAT IF I MADE YOU YOUR FAVORITE RED VELVET CAKE. AND we can watch your favorite cooomedeyyy, insidious ch. twoooo

…

*blush* ..fine…

*blush, grabs Irene’s hand* TO THE KITCHEN

I'm talking about Neinhart, who said he'd make me relive pain.WHAT PAIN????

Why would you be a Historia if a Historia is someone dead. Are you dead?~Erza

I fucking love how Neinhart loves Irene.

Fucking... DUH!!! Acnologia is a nuisance TO US ALL!!~Natsu

So, are you a clone of my mother? ~Erza

Briefing of Henchmen

fine… *stomps over to seat and sits down aggrivated*

Alright now that you’re all finally here we can start. I’m sure you all are well aware of the fact that Acnologia has been nothing but a nuisance and complete inconvenience to all of us. We must get our revenge on him for all he has done.

LETS KILL EM

Whatever

*wakes up from a nap* WHATS GOIN ON HERE

*muttering to himself* My god she looks amazing when she is plotting a murder

Uuuum did you say somthin boss???

WHAT!?NOTHING!

*enchants the chain holding the chandelier up above the table to break sending the chandelier crashing to the table* *stands up sending chair flying backwards, slams hands on table* COULD YOU ALL PAY ATTENTION FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!

WEEEE *being flung back

Whatever

You have both my attention and my heart my lady

Man he has it bad for the enchantress

Bigtime

*under breath* Oh my god… *rubs head due to henchmen induced migrane* Okay… Juliet, Heine, I need you and the Four Heraldry Idiots to go and seek out Acnologia’s current whereabouts. I will contact you in two days expecting an exact location. If you do not complete this task within that time and fail to provide me with the information needed, I believe you know exactly… what will be done. Neinhart I expect you to locate every guard and obstacle that could possibly get in our way and slow us down. Do not. Disappoint me.

SIR YES SIR *the knights March out*

As you wish…. *eyes turn black* m'lady hehehehehehe

The capture of erza

Are you sure? Cause last time you brought back that stupid red talking cat.. -_-

It’s name was lector! And you said they she was firey! But this time I found her, tall, early twenties, firey, nice clothes. This time I have her!

Well… Where is she?

In the next room. *yelling* JULIET AND HEINE BRING HER IN HERE!..

FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT ERZA

SILENCE ERZA

*takes a deep breath* …Neinhart…

Yes m’ lady, are you going to reward me!

*whacks Neinhart on the head with staff repeatedly* YOU IDIOT THATS NOT ERZA!!! *continues whacking*

* gets up with cartoonish bruise on head* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU SAID RED HAIR. CHECK. EARLY TWENTIES. CHECK. FIREY. SHE PRODUCES FIRE. it’s not my fault your not specific enough

*just glares at neinhart* *turns around and slowly starts to walk away*

LADY IRENE DON’T BE ANGRY! *chasing after irene*

*stops walking and looks over shoulder* I’m not angry… I’m disappointed… *continues walking*

WHAT IF I MADE YOU YOUR FAVORITE RED VELVET CAKE. AND we can watch your favorite cooomedeyyy, insidious ch. twoooo

…

*blush* ..fine…

*blush, grabs Irene’s hand* TO THE KITCHEN

Why the rose boobs?

*whispers* Look I just wear what God Serena lays out for me…

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GOT A TOTAL OF 2 COMPLIMENTS ON MY OUTFIT.

1 from Serena, and 1 from that girlscout trying to sell me samoas

WHAT!? THAT IDIOTIC LIZARD IS GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR THIS. and I will have you know I anthem out unvain person out there, no one compares to me in terms of being humble. I mean just look at me, you don’t get more humble and amazing and handsome and…what was I talking about?

Humble huh?

Irene you like my outfit don’t you!?

I’m sorry, who are you to think you can speak for me?

I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD!

So do I Neinhart. Don’t listen to this imbecile.

You always know what to say. HEY LETS GO TAKE OVER A VILLAGE

Which one should we bless with our presence today?

Why the rose boobs?

*whispers* Look I just wear what God Serena lays out for me…

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GOT A TOTAL OF 2 COMPLIMENTS ON MY OUTFIT.