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You're seeing Jane Remover at Coachella. Everyone is having a great time. Jane seems a little excited. "I have a surprise for you guys." Jane says. All of a sudden Danny Brown comes out and start singing "Psychoboost" When Jane gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing...

"If you don’t know me and I don’t know you then this might be something we should do."

…

dan: WHEN YOU GO TO A HOTEL -

phil: RIBENA SUCKS NOW!!

dan: - THE FIRST THING YOU DO SHOULD BE -

phil: IT USED TO HAVE SUGAR!!

dan: - TAKE THE FUCKING THROWS AND DECORATIVE PILLOWS OFF THE FUCKING BED!!!!!!!!!

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”