Cirro

The way I've done like 5 different playthroughs and not one succeeded in not romancing Astarion. But for some reason.

Barely Resisting Durge x Halsin has me in such a chokehold??

When he's yelling at Kalga and Durge is like "She has evil in her bones no amount of reteaching will help her :/" or whatever and Halsin is like "No, no matter what someone's instincts say, they can do better if they put their mind to it. They can be the person they want to be if they hold their discipline." Or whatever.

Idk man I'm feeling pretty fucking peer pressured into being a better person. Every new act is just.

Outside Force: Do A Evil

Astarion: Hey everyone, if you really think about it, Doing A Evil isnt really that bad of an ide-

Like. I love the idea of Astarion bold-face lying. Looking Gale in the eyes, flesh still stuck in his teeth, and going "Nope. Not me. Nuh-uh."

And Gale's "Fine. Whatever. We'll drop it." is just as funny.

Imagining him handing out dinner at camp as usual. Passing everyone a bowl. Astarion coming up to take it as usual. And him just standing there flabbergasted like. You're really committing to this bit???

I'm lyingggg! I'm a fucking liarrrrr. Don't shake your damn head at me.

"You'd drink poison just because some healer asked you to?"