I've been here too long

girls go to college to become nonbinary. boys go to jupiter to become nonbinary

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

do not unfollow me. one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style