MELANALCOHOLIC

Come with me.

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

I don’t know how else to tell y’all that the difference between “X is a social construct” and “X isn’t real” is very, very, very, very important!

Money is a social construct. Laws are a social construct. Prison is a social construct. All are very real, as you will find out if you ever rob a bank.

Ooh, look, something I actually WILL reblog.

This.

This is lovely

Tru. I mean I see posts like “reblog if you support gay people” and of course I do but like that’s obvious, I don’t need to reblog to tell you that

Oh hey, it’s me

finally, I’ve been waiting for this

if the moment during an intense orgasm was a song, it would be this

if this song had an onlyfans, i would steal my grandmas last savings and sell her blood pressure pills just to subscribe and buy an overpriced feet pic with my name on it

I played this song at a rave a few weeks ago and was reminded of our tumblr banter! Shej forever an icon

daddy… 🤯🥵