B99 SENTENCE MEME
➔ episodes 1x01-1x03
“This job is eating me alive.”
“I’d like to apologize for him. His parents didn’t give him enough attention.”
“His code name if Fuzzy Cuddle Bear.”
“Good news for all you murder fans!”
“You know how old people always have that gunk on them?”
“Does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?”
“They’re pretty much worthless but they make good coffee.”
“The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.”
“It’s impossible to solve things unless you’re wearing a tie.”
“I gorged myself at that funeral.”
“Speaking of murder, what are you doing here?”
“I bet on some over-the-clothes action.”
“A dude broke in, smoked weed, and bolted.”
“First of all, I think you’re overdoing it with the manscaping.”
“You’re a bad judge of character and your shirt looks like vomit.”
“I never took off the speedo. Big mistake. It is inside of me.”
“I have a degree in numerology from the internet.”
“The drugs are in a location.”
“Your entire life is garbage.”
“I want to see what happens when I taser this cantaloupe.”
“He would literally let you do anything if you gave him a hamburger.”
“I’m anxious to restore my status as a lone wolf.”
“Do you know where we keep the glitter?”
“There’s a penis on my minivan?”
“It’s better to be a criminal.”
“My name is Banana Fartman, MD.”
“Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.”
“I’m gonna pee. That’s what I’m doing tonight.”
“I’ll end up on the streets selling my body for a can of beans.”
“Has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like a statue?”
“The universe is a cruel and vexing puzzle.”
“Why are you always telling us about your disgusting body?”
“I will make better mouth.”
“No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking.”
“Why was your hand in your back pocket?”
“My first instinct was not to caress her butt.”
“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get your life back on track.”
“Are you saying that black people can’t sell drugs?”
“Why would I ever eat off his shirt?”
“Man, girls are so scary.”
“In all cases, cops are the worst.”
“The fairy princess castle has defeated me.”
“What kind of castle has wheels?”
“I think you have many hidden talents.”
“Noooo, I have no talents.”
“Constantly getting his approval is the worst.”
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