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Eileen Agar (1899-1991) “Ceremonial Hat for Eating Bouillabaisse”, 1936
💦HAKUSESSA PRIDE-HEILA💦
Viimeiset kolme vuotta olen viettänyt Manse Priden yksin, katsoen vierestä, kun bissetyttöset nuolee toisiaan. I say: NO MORE! Tänä vuonna on Kaltsun vuoro!
Täällä siis ikäisekseen nuoren oloinen kolmenkympin puolivälin korvilla oleva, alt/punk-tyyppinen, trans nancy boy etsii MansePride-kuningastaan. Power bottom, switch, short king, down to clown. Kuumaa menoa luvassa hauskalle ja karismaattiselle (vanhemmalle) herrasmiehelle, jolla on hyvä hygienia, avoin mieli ja seikkailunhalua.
Olethan valmis lähtemään jatkoille Väärän Väen reiveihin, mulla on jo lippu enkä aio missata niitä kinkereitä. Seikkaillaan yksi ilta tai jos oikein natsaa, niin katsotaan mihin tie vie.
Ilmoittautumiset yksärillä, tai etsi mut kulkueesta/puistojuhlasta; mulla on kyltti jossa toisella puolella og pridelippu selityksineen ja toisella puolella translipun värit+teksti "HÄMY AF". Ja tutut sekä kaverit: te tiedätte mistä mä tykkään, aggressiivinen paritus on suotavaa tässä tilanteessa.
Kväärit manselaiset!!!
PANOKSET KOVENEE! MULLA EI OO MITÄÄN TÄÄLLÄ VAATTEIDEN ALLA.
Näitä sietää pitää silmällä
Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"
A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou
Let’s fucking go
This is HUGE.
1. The court holds Google responsible for statements made by its AI, considering them Google's statements (search engines have limited liability for results in their engine as they're the words of other sites/companies/people), meaning when their AI lies/hallucinates they're liable for the defamation/harm resulting from those statements.
2. Google's defense that customers are generally aware of the lack of reliability and are responsible for fact checking was dismissed. As the court pointed out, that would "significantly diminish" AI Search's stated purpose and it can't be distinguished from Google's business practices/statements as a search tool.
3. Studies have found about 91% of Google's everyday AI responses are accurate, leaving millions of searches per HOUR with potential liability for falsehoods. 56% of correct responses weren't supported by the sources the AI listed. Both of which mean Google is now liable for a LOT more AI "errors."
4. Google was held liable for 80% of court costs in this case and this precedent is expected to reverberate around the world. This is a massive shift from the 3rd-party search provider role Google has previously played and it comes right as they've tied ALL searches to their AI search.
TL;DR Google reeeeeally stepped in it this time.

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This may be the best Pride merch I've seen from a major corporation.
Levi's said yes, actually. Assless chaps and a biker vest. Happy Pride.
And the assless chaps sold out on June 1.
They also specifically contacted members of the leather community, used them as models iirc, and donated $100k to Outright International. They talked the talk and walked the walk and put their money on it too. I don't really care that I can't afford and don't want this merch, I love to see my community getting the respect it deserves. Levi's said, "We make jeans which gays wear lots of jeans? Oh leather daddies? Let's call them."
I think Levi's donates to Outreach International every year too, as well as sponsoring pride events and other community support. They were offering Same Sex domestic partner benefits to employees in the 90s, and have been very public about their support for pro-lgbt legislation all through the 2000s.
So, you know, a giant corporation that walks the walk pretty consistently.
And yes, crass consumerism, don't give the capitalists too much credit when they're making money off of us, etc. But this year, when SO MANY companies have proven that they were only ever in it to make money off of us and the moment they got the slightest bit of push-back from bigots, to have a company stand up and do this, seemingly enthusiastically involving the queer community in the marketing campaign, it means something. And Levi's is an all-American, cowboys and rodeos and apple pie type of company. They're openly saying here that they believe diversity is an American value. I think it's worth paying attention when a company does that.
Andrew Wyeth (1917–2009), “Incoming Fog”
watercolour on paper, 1952
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sometimes sex is just letting her bury her nose in your pit and grind on your leg
yes and it is good very good
Krzysztof Gil (Romani-Polish, 1987) - Flammable (2021)

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Betting you a 100 bucks that it was Marge who wrote the Illiad too
An old woman will arrive at the station at 2:47 AM, she will not have enough money to pay the fare, let her in anyway. She will then board an unscheduled train at 3:00 AM. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TURN HER AWAY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
It was either a joke or some train executive's wife, that's what I thought when my manager gave me those specific instructions.
He proceeded to stress them again three more times during orientation. No biggie, I figured, and set a reminder on my phone for 2:45 just to be safe. Other than that I was just shown how to work the ticketing machine and where to find the spare D Batteries for the ancient flashlight they provided me with.
At 11:50 PM the last scheduled train departed. By 00:20 AM all the disembarked passengers had milled off. There was only one other person at the platform, a young homeless man missing a leg. Probably a veteran of one war or the other, there had been so many recently. He was sleeping on one of the benches. My manager had said I was to politely urge any passengers remaining after midnight to leave. He did not seem like a passenger so I let him sleep. It is how I was raised.
At 2:45 AM my alarm went off. I put aside my book, made sure my booth was tidy in case the executive's wife or mother or whoever would come was going to inspect it.
At 2:47 AM she was there.
I did not hear a car, nor approaching footsteps. The Babusia was simply there when she had not been before. A heavily wrinkled old woman, with a crooked nose and a scarf tied around her brittle-looking grey hair. A knobbly wooden walking stick was held by an equally knobbly left hand. She did not seem like the mother of some rich rail tycoon. She reminded me of my grandmother.
But I had never met my grandmother.
"One ticket, please." she requested in a firm voice, placing a small handful of coins on the counter without looking up at me. Most of the coins were obsolete Kopeks, and even counting those it was not enough for half a ticket, but as I was told before I nodded my head and accepted her money. "Of course. "
It suddenly occured to me that I was not told how to print a ticket for this unscheduled train. Before I could remark about it, I saw that the ticket was already at the mouth of the machine. It was green, with red lettering, something the black-and-white printer should not have made. But yet it did. The printing seemed in cyrillic of some sort, but I could not read it.
"Your ticket." I presented, and without thinking added "Do you require assistance to climb the platform stairs, grandmother?" It is how I was raised.
"Yes. Assist me." she replied curtly, beginning to shuffle slowly through the dark station towards the platform. I locked up my booth, and caught up with her just before the stairs. I switched on my heavy flashlight with my right hand, and offered the woman my right to brace herself. Her grip was strong. She probably would have had no issue climbing by herself, but assisting a grandmother was always the right thing to do, even when her sharp fingernails dug painfully into my palm.
We arrived at the platform. The clock hanging from the ceiling read 2:56. She released my hand and took a few steps, then looked at the sleeping man on the bench. "A friend of yours?" she asked. I thought about lying; if she was truly an executive's family, perhaps hosting a friend would be a lighter offense than turning a blind eye?
"No, grandmother." I responded truthfully. "He is not breaking the rules, so I left him alone." It is how I was raised.
The woman hummed. She seemed taller than before. Taller than me. The night draped her shoulders like a shaul and my torch did not reach it. Her gray hair shone like woven starlight, and her eyes were the night sky. I could not look away.
"You are a well-mannered girl." she said, her voice echoing in my ears like silence. She placed something small and hard in my hand.
A train arrived. It had only one car. I think it had a steam engine. It may have walked on chicken legs. I could not look at it.
The Grandmother boarded her train without another word. I was alone in a perfectly dull train station. Almost. The homeless woman behind me mumbled and stretched her legs in her sleep.
In my hand was a wrapped piece of hard candy.
This makes me happy in particular because that's exactly what I was going for
Every time someone leaves kind words in the comments it makes my day! Even if I don't reply to each and every one (mostly because I can't think of something to say usually) I love it, so thank you all!
Keith Haring, Altarpiece: The Life of Christ
Vastaanotan hakemuksia opaskoiran virkaan.
Työn edut:
- Saat pitää kaulapantaa ihan koko ajan. Joskus myös harnessia.
- Saat keittiön lattialle ikiomat kulhosi vedelle ha ruoalle.
- Saat mukavan makuualustan lattialle lepäilyyn ja nukkumiseen.
- Paljon rapsutuksia ja ”hyvä hauva!” -lausahduksia.
Työn varjopuolet:
- Sinun on nähtävä asioita minulle.
- Et saa palkkaa. No, toki ruoan ja asumisen.
- Kotioloissa vietän valtaosan ajastani alasti joten joudut näkemään sitä.
En tiennykkään et @kinuskikakkukin tykkää Pup Playstä.
Hei oon turri ja tumblrissa joten eikö se oo käytännössä lakisääteistä?
Saaks sit lääkkeet herkkujen sisälle piilotettuna?
Tietenkin. Toki tiedä miten toimii jos on tosi hc lääkitys ja joudun tunkemaan hillomunkin niin täyteen pillereitä et se rouskuu joka suullisella.
Tää tarjous kuulosti ihan hyvältä rouskuvaan hillomunkkiin asti
Hei hei se munkki rouskuu vain jos sää tarttet kourallisen pillereitä aina kerrallaan. Tosin tää on tumppu joten se voi ola paljon todennäköisempää kuin keskiverrolla henkilöllä.

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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”
It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!
in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”
Oh I love this news!!!!
Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”
It feels like some early humans were naming things and one of them ran out of ideas.
Human 1: (points at animal) What’s that?
Human 2: Cow.
Human 1: (points at bug) What’s that?
Human 2: … little cow.
Human 1: But it’s so much smaller. Who would have use for such a small cow?
Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.
The “Lady” in the name “ladybug” is the virgin Mary. People just cannot stop giving religious names to this bug.
The reason for this was that if you lived in an agrarian society then your survival was a throw of the dice every year, depending on the success of the crops. A failed crop year is a very hard year where deaths are expected. And if you grew a cereal like wheat, there were several things that could cause your crops to fail, but one of the big ones was if you happened to get a fuckton of aphids. You know what eats aphids? Ladybugs! If there are lots and lots of ladybugs around, there was a good chance that it’d be a good crop year! They were little crop protectors! When your family lives or dies on the success of that crop, of course they’d be seen as a blessing and given an appropriate name!
That is such an interesting etymology!!!!
And entomology too i guess
in German they’re Marienkäfer which also pretty much means “Mary’s Beetle”
In French it’s “Good Lord’s Beast”
Not even a cow, it’s just a little Creature but we know for sure God loves it.
In Dutch it’s “Lieveheersbeestje”, the Good Lord’s Little Beast
A liddol creeture