I Dream of Sketch

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

black with low white spotting, black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting, seal point with moderate white spotting

This made my morning, and I hope it makes yours, too

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

Wait what the fuck

I love these so much.

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

The kids are right Jazz

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

Yes

rural america, rural china, and rural russia all have the exact same energy and acknowledging this is how we will achieve world peace

@uncle-beanbag

Rednecks are worldwide

a few years ago when I lived in rural-ish China farmers would just roll into town in THE most mad max inspired tractors I had ever seen. I snapped a pic and sent it to my redneck dad and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man so jealous

Why is the meat so thick???? why is no one talking about that??? Thick meat 😳😳😳

Dude it’s an entire animal. They’re thick.