Al

Thank you for spinning a weird narrative about me in your head based on my TWEETS? And having the nuts to confess to me, delete the message, then message me in another platform to tell me

I do not want this to be a brag. “Wow Al, mad about people liking you.” Mmmmm-no.

I just don’t know where common sense has gone.

And then let me know that they want to date and marry me

I went to the gym this morning! I got some solid work in (my body was very fatigued, though. I feel like it’s mostly because I’m still getting over whatever ick is in my body rn, but it’s cool.)

I’m stoked that this is part of my lifestyle now. I crave going to the gym. I actually get pretty antsy when it gets close to gym time. Or if I can’t go, I’m just straight up, MIFFED.

It’s about time, though. I’ve only been wanting this for YEARS, but divine timing or whatever.

—insert subject change here. talkin about drugs—

Oh hello there

Wow, I’m gonna have WAY too much fun with THIS

Okay, welcome to my TED talk about my first time microdosing! I’m doing it to just feel elevated, more creative, etc. there are plenty of benefits, I’m safe, it’s all good. Anyway, now that the preface is out of the way, I will unload all the shit you don’t care about! :)

So far it’s been quite pleasant. I haven’t had a lot of brain chatter

I keep using Twitter how I feel like I would use Tumblr