if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

if anyone has any money they don’t want i’m happy to help out by taking it

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while