Dreamfae

hey guys, hantu said his fav micky mouse character was goofy right? but as it turns out, bro hasn't even ever seen micky mouse (poser af behavior) anyways can we salem witch trials this guy?

I went to advanced auto (yes ik its kinda a shithole but it was closer on that particular day) and the kid behind the counter looked at me like a idiot for passing on their rewards program and wouldn't let me check out without joining. like wtf even is that dude.

i hate when i see a funny post on tumblr but it turns out to he a hellsite hall of fame post and i come to the sad realization that we aren't funny anymore and are just living off the momentum of our former glory

"erm actually not identifying yourself and wearing a mask is totally legal for ice to do" oh yea fucko? just because something is legal it doesn't make it morally ok. everything Germany did in the 40s was totally legal, so youre saying thats also chill yeah?

I love how facebook only targets me for age verification. "oh according to laws in your country we must ask you for your id or a 10 second video of you... sorry skychan uwu". Every single person I as about this says they've never gotten asked for age verification. Why are you singling me out?

Social media was great until I started getting IDed as if i were trying to get into a goddamned strip club just to look at facebook.

congrats on ios 26 for finally embracing windows 7 with open arms