sleep a little bit longer and forget all this

they call me the sleeping snorer

the dozy snoozer

all my baby photos have ifunny watermarks

aggression toward children existing is so weird!!! talking about how much you hate kids when you see them in public is weird!! grimacing at them is weird!!! do not normalize this!!! kids are allowed to be in public and they are even allowed to be annoying!!! they are children!!!!

it’s just like. not cute or quippy or funny to rant about how you hate children. it actually makes you a crotchety old man yelling at kids to get off your lawn. it makes you mean. sorry.

a lot of people have been like “yeah but it’s the parents responsibility to keep the kids in check” yeah and?? sometimes kids don’t listen to their parents! parents are not all powerful beings who can regulate their six year old’s emotions at all times! and even if the parents don’t care that their kid is misbehaving it is actually still bad to be mean to children! ​you don’t get the right to categorically hate a group of human beings because their existence inconveniences you

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

and you may tell yourself: this is not my beautiful circus! and you may tell yourself: these are not my beautiful monkeys!!!

im being held hostage by music. and im enjoying it

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you