sleep a little bit longer and forget all this

they call me the sleeping snorer

the dozy snoozer

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

i have the most amazing idea for a fic but i dont think my hands and brain can articulate it as beautifully as i want to

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

parents are allowed to straight-up torture their kids with zero consequences. they can withhold food and water, lock you out of shelter, confiscate your belongings, bar you from human contact, attack and harm you and exert complete control over your physical appearance. and this is just the norm. if you speak out against it you're seen as a delinquent or a predator. even otherwise progressive people get uncomfortable with the idea of dismantling the nuclear family unit because they still see it as the best way to keep kids safe when that simply couldn't be further from the truth. it's evil.

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being