sleep a little bit longer and forget all this

they call me the sleeping snorer

the dozy snoozer

there’s only one pair of fictional characters that i genuinely unironically would consider sufficient spiritual successors to tom stoppard’s rosencrantz and guildenstern and i swear to god, it’s booster gold and blue beetle

hamlet getting his college friends executed during a bout of like, the 1500’s equivalent of gangstalking paranoia is so funny

horatiooooo they’re coming to get me horatio. they’re using psychic vampirism and sorcery

oomf says rosencrantz and guildenstern lowkey deserved it which is also making me laugh. they’re like the archetypal two blokes who do fuck all

IDGAF what the eunuchs are saying

it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

NEVER check the comments on a post you forgot you muted

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

if something happened would you want it to stop or continue

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.