mark mcmorris

in 50 years time my grandchildren will ask me who mark mcmorris was and i’ll probably shed a tear

Okay but this is actually kinda creepy because we are the snowboarding generation. Even though it’s been around for like 20 years we are the starting generation.

and like think of how much it will probably advance in 50 years like kids will be doing shit we never, ever imagined possible

like eating meals compressed into tiny wafers

you know, i was talking about snowboarding advancing but that too holy shit

the future will probably be so bright that all the snow has melted and snowboarding has become obsolete so enjoy it while you can

would it kill for mark mcmorris to try skiing. yes i know he’s a professional snowboarder. but it doesn’t hurt to switch things up. swap that snowboard with some ski poles and some skis. let him try out that olympic bronze medal run again. who knows. maybe this time he’ll score gold