you and I were like. pees in a pod. oops sorry i accidentally peed in your pod. anyway as i was saying you and i are pretty fucking similar

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

something so alchemical about build a bear...... the homunculus...

y'all remember when we glomped?

who up pushing their boulder

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback