mostly a little bit of everything

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

Fucking stupid ass brain

3/8 let’s go

It’s not even February yet

WTF WERE THEY MADE OF???

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

It’s called connotations.

great news! Language is now banned

This is the purest thing

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth

FUCK GET ME THIS NOW

me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck

The little girl lol