Winter is Here

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

What if I am immortal but I don’t know it because nobody has tried to kill me?

I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. 

“HE NEED SUM MILK” 😂😂😂😭

Omggg

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

I wonder if I’m still “it” from some long forgotten game of tag.

shoutout to all my people who keep their emotions and thoughts bottled up inside, and when they feel/ are comfortable enough to open up nobody takes them seriously/ wants to listen 

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

I really dislike cops.