it's important that you don't stop being good

A healthy relationship keeps the doors and windows open. Plenty of air is circulating and no one feels trapped. Relationships thrive in this environment. Keep your doors and windows open. If this person is meant to be in your life, all the open doors and windows in the world won’t make them leave.

Sometimes when I am cleaning I remember MTV had a show about random strangers deciding who to date based on a persons bedroom and bathroom cleanliness and the look of horror as the people watched their stuff being touched/judged from a van outside.

Using the bathroom after you clock out makes you a class traitor.

You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun.

but isnt this the plot of Dora the Explorer

Swiper ain’t swiping no more