when we held an intervention for @drcairnsā excessive glamour spending
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when we held an intervention for @drcairnsā excessive glamour spending
I can quit whenever I want, see it says so, I had it tattooed in glitter on my thighs so I never forget like Memento.

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@drcairns falling in love again.Ā
why puppies always breaking my heart
Source: bell hooksā 2010 lecture at the New College of Florida.
@drcairns falling in love again.Ā
when we held an intervention for @drcairnsā excessive glamour spending

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Don't Support Rapists In The Comedy Community!
Happy Halloween everyone little brother a savage š¤š»š
*gasp*
No matter how much you shame and scare them, women will still come for abortions. Pretty recently I had this young woman, 15 maybe, and we did the procedure. I said, āYour uterus is empty, the procedure is over. I have to go check to make sure we got everything,ā and I left the room to examine the tissue. Then I came back and told her, āEverythingās fine, your uterus is healthy.ā And she said, āSo ⦠when are you going to use the steel ball?ā I picked my jaw up off the floor and said, āSteel ball?ā She said, āWell, I went to the crisis pregnancy center and they told me youāre going to put a steel ball thatās covered with sharp blades into my uterus and twirl it around.ā And this kid still came! I was thinking, How did you ever make yourself walk in the office believing I was going to do that?
Dr. Suzanne Poppema, share hear experience of being an abortion provider. Seven abortion providers told their stories to New York Magazine.Ā (via journolist)

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Terrence Wise is a 36-year-old, 2nd-generation fast-food worker. Heās been in the industry for nearly two decades and works two jobs. He makes only $8 per hour.
His fiancĆ© is a home health care worker. Sheās been in the industry for 12 years. She makes just $10 per hour.
Watch Terrence tell his story about why heās fighting for a better, fairer workplace.
Why are you working in fast food. There is no excuse why you donāt have a better job, it really isnāt that hard to find a job that pays more than $10hour even at that age
You tell them to get a better job but you wonāt create those jobs for them. You tell them to go into fast food to begin with because theyāre always hiring, and then degrade them for working in the only available options. You tell them finding a job that pays better is easy, and yet you refuse to pay minimum wage workers a living wage. You do this all while simultaneously degrading them for the services they provide that YOU couldnāt live withoutā fast food, janitorial services, house cleaning, the person at the checkout stand at the grocery store, your bagger at the grocery store, your barista, the server Ā and busser at your favorite restaurant (who is primarily paid in tips), the person that watches your kids (if you can afford it), teachers, nursing assistants, EMTs, your local pharmacy tech, line cooks, your favorite auto mechanic⦠Those wonderful and overworked people who do your nails and wax your eyebrows for you at whatever nail salon you choose to go to regularly that get made fun of and degraded for their thick accents and speaking to each other in a foreign language while spending decades away from their family in their home countries. And even worse, are the people who arenāt paid minimum wage at all: the migrant labor that picks the majority of your fruits and veggies, who are seasonal workers, who donāt legally have to be paid minimum wage because the agriculture business is purposefully left out of federal minimum wage limits to continue to force people to work in deadly, degrading conditions for pennies an hour. Do none of these people deserve a voice to you? I think they deserve to be heard far more than you, who degrades them for doing work you wouldnāt sink to do, who finds yourself above the people who provide services that without, our entire society wouldnāt even function. And that is cruel. They are still human beings, they deserve a comfortable life without having to live paycheck to paycheck. Their job does not define their humanity. And letās not even begin with the amount of disabled persons who physically are unable to work, or who are forced to despite massive amounts of risk to their health. Do those people also not matter to you? Because thatās what it sounds like. Do not degrade the people who provide the services you could never deign to do yourself, that you literally couldnāt live comfortably without, while demanding those same services. You and your hypocritical nature can fuck right off. Minimum wage workers deserve a fucking living wage just like every other person in the workforceā WITHOUT having to find other, ābetterā jobs in order to make a living wage. @ask-an-mra-anything @geekandmisandry @fandomsandfeminism
ššš Preach !
YOU CANNOT DEGRADE SOMEONE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY DEMANDING THEIR SERVICES. I will shout this until the day I die.Ā
#TI2015: donāt know how to cross my eyes but @natashamuse can! #funnyordie #timf #sfcomedy @funnyordie @timfsf (at Treasure Island Music Festival)
I have such huge respect-crushes for both of these people š
China: Day 1
Hey! Iām in Beijing, China for two weeks to teach improv classes. China blocks: google, facebook, twitter, instagram, youtube (part of google), flickr and others. They do NOT block: yahoo, tumblr. So: here we are.
I taught my first improv class yesterday to a group of actors from the Fun Age Theater Company (or something close to that). Fun Age is huge. They are a comedy corporation, basically. They run big productions in Beijing, and have many regional theaters in other cities. They seem to do: comedies, sketch comedies, and musical theater. They also have a talent agency and extensive classes. They just made their first feature film with their senior performers (Goodbye Mr. Loser) and it opened at the top of the box office and seems to be a huge huge, hit. This place seems like the UCB, but bigger and of course without improv.Ā
Keep reading
Great, fascinating read of Will Hines teaching improv in China, day 1.
Through the hole by espenhaagensen
Sometimes cairns try to blind you with their secret lasers.Ā
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Hodgman: VACATIONLAND. A new comedy monologue about terrifying cairns, river witches, New England, and death.
Final two shows:
ORLANDO= bit.ly/JHorlando
DURHAM, NC= bit.ly/JHDurham
I thank you.
He's not wrong.

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So @yostokies didnāt show up @sodapopinskis to get #crackcrack -ed⦠Thanks to everyone else who did. #supertrashedbros
Comedians talking shit to comedians about video games is just good clean fun. Check out the inciting video, photos from the alluded @supertrashedbros event, and get ready for the next one!
drcairns taking everything too seriously, as always.