Junk Draw

Buy My Fish. Best Inquiry:

"I'd this original or print?"

Buy My Seeds Best Inquiry:

"YOU'RE A FREAKING A_HOLE"

Buy My iPhone Best Inquiry"

"Is your iphone that you are selling on craigslist for $50 still available?

If so, what is the product number on the back of the case?  I can look this number up online to find out what version you are selling. I acquired an iphone off of craigslist a few months ago, and it has not been reliable ever since I got it.  I bought parts for it twice, but I haven't been able to make it reliable.  So, unfortunately, I am looking for a replacement iphone. Your phone is within my budget, so I am hoping that it is still available."

Buy My 1957 Penny Best Inquiry:

"I have 3 - 1957, plus a 1957D. I also have a number of others from 1909 to  1958. Let me know if you are interested."

Buy My Family Best Inquiry:

"After I feed them a few square meals, they will probably change in shape. Then I will have to get them all new clothes. You posted this in the free section, so they have to be free and not for sale. Although since I will have to pay for their on-going upkeep, you should be paying me to take them off your hands."

Buy My Banana Best Inquiry:

"I have your bananas bunch. They do not wish to see your banana any more, something about one rotten banana..."