nope

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

omg they’re so cute I love them

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

this is true i wasn’t funny until i started wanting to die

love how flowers grow in little patches together. now there’s a clique i’d love to be a part of

The easiest way to get a loan is to prove you don’t need one…

White people be like

me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

Turn on the audio.