ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly