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Blue: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Blue: And I'm just like, 'Buddy, I'm barely even a person!'

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Oliver: *Kicks the door down, looking panicked*

Michael: What did you do?

Oliver: Nobody died.

Michael: What kind of answer is that?!

#Oliver Howard #Michael Paterson

Will: The door is locked. Alex, give me your credit card.

Alex: *Hands it over*

Will, pocketing it: Cool. Tom, break this door down.

#Will Campbell #Alex Elliott #Tom Wilson-Lopez

Simon: You can deescalate any situation by simply saying, "are we about to kiss?"

Simon: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

#Simon Thomas

Cassie: We've been conducting an ongoing experiment to see what Oliver will and will not eat.

Blue: Grass? Yes!

Cassie: Moss? Yes!

Blue: Leaves? Oh, yes!

Cassie: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Blue: Worms? Sometimes!

Cassie: Rocks? Usually not.

Blue: Twigs? Usually!

Cassie: Kat's cooking? Inconclusive!

Izzy: I don't know how to feel about this.

Kat: Is that where all my spare shoelaces went?!

#Cassie Mackie #Blue Richards #Izzy Freeman #Kat Davis #Oliver Howard

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Michael: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

#Michael Paterson

Natasha: Don't worry, I have some knives up my sleeves.

Rae: I think you mean tricks.

Jo: No, she didn't.

Natasha, sliding knives out of her sleeves: No, I didn't.

#Natasha Miller #Rae Thomas #Jo Ryan

Will: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes*

Will: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

#Will Campbell

Oliver: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Michael: Okay, but what is updog?

Blue: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Violet: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Cassie: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Kat: Surely that's Uppsala, whereas updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Oliver: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Izzy: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Blue: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Michael: What's a henway?

Kat: Oh, about five pounds.

#Oliver Howard #Michael Paterson #Blue Richards #Violet Howard #Cassie Mackie #Kat Davis #Izzy Freeman

Tom: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars.

Dani: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

#Tom Wilson-Lopez #Dani Wilson-Lopez

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Damian: It is undeniably good and virtuous when things catch on fire.

#Damian Ashcroft

Alex: Remember to get something to eat, drink lots of water and get plenty of sleep!

Cassie: When was the last time you did any of this?

Alex: This isn't about me.

#Alex Elliott #Cassie Mackie

Simon: There's no way he likes me back.

Rae: Will would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Simon: Will would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

#Simon Thomas #Rae Thomas #Will Campbell

Quinn: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

#Quinn Barrett

Will: This is bothering me.

Simon: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Will: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

#Will Campbell #Simon Thomas

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Alex: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

#Alex Elliott

Natasha: While you were being heterosexual, I studied the blade.

#Natasha Miller

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