Umlaut When sending asks to Umlaut please use either of these 💅💖
Height: 6'4 - larger in true form. Monster species: TBD (Short claw) Pronouns: He/They
Umlaut, is the epitome of a mean girl. He is chronically online and his cellphone seems to never leave his hand. How does he get wifi? Don’t worry about it.
Umlaut does not conform to human expectations, and wears and does whatever he wants. He knows he’s better than everyone so why would their opinions even warrant a response?
He absolutely hates humans, only liking how funny they are online when it comes to memes and them being mean to each other online. He thinks of them as animals at a zoo and treats them as such.
The monster hierarchy he somewhat respects as long as he’s left to his own devices. If you don’t have a problem with him he doesn’t have a problem with you.
'Jangles' When sending asks to Jangles please use either of these 🚫🌟
Height: 8ft - larger in true form. Monster species: Dragon Pronouns: Any Jangles, aka 'mother fucker', aka 'sonofabitch', aka 'oi' is the epitome of social distancing in a person. He is very selective of those he deigns worth talking to and will not bother to hide annoyance or disgust if you're not it. Jangles does not conform to human customs, and before joining up with the circus (not a long term thing in his mind) he didnt have a name and still forgets he was given one. Just call him anything loud enough in his vicinity and if he turns around you've won. He absolutely hates humans, only seeing them as food, and finds working to amuse them beneath him but puts up with them because Umlaut wanted the extra money. He does however respect the chain of monster hierarchy, territories and the like.










