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Finally, after the years of struggles, proletarians succeeded to open up first communist restaurant in the Netherlands. Trotsky Fried Vegan Chicken, it will be named. However, the chicken won't be entirely vegan as it will be made from gryphons. Yet, eating gryphons is considered vegan now, because they help the буржуи. Immediately after the opening, communist revolution have started in the Netherlands. Protesters are rioting against the Amsterdam Centraal, trying to capture it. After several minutes dragoness Trotsky will arrive. She have recently risen in Mexico. We will keep you in touch

A total chaos is happening in Sweden. Swedish Vegan Otherkin Party kicked буржуи's ass out of Stockholm — Swedish capital. And all of this with the help of magnificent dragoness Stalin. Stalin destroyed all of the буржуазные fabrics and plants, making буржуи to run far, far away. They were scared, because they were pitiful, stupid and amoral буржуи, while she was such a sweet and cute dragoness. This is also why they were demoralised. After the end of the exploitation, Swedish people greeted Stalin with cheer and joy. Whole streets of Stockholm were painted red, in the colour of communist flag. Now, finally, the best™ political system is established in Sweden — Communism. Now Swedish people will never have the urge to eat, to drink and to kill animals — which is why there will be no more food in Sweden. Swedish people become superhumans — the communist people™, the dragons. And we, Russians, congratulate them with this gain. Also, as people during communism become so beautiful so they don't have to poop, Sweden also won't have the toilet paper. This stupid legend about shortage is буржуи's propaganda. Royal family of Sweden have also declared themselves communist, vegan and dragon. Mayor of Stockholm — capital of Sweden — have renamed the city to "Stalinholm" (pronounced Stalnholm) — in name of such a beautiful dragoness. Да здравствует компартия! Урра! The new flag of Stalinholm:

In Sweden people already eat the rich. Yes, they have opened up a restaurant “Richburger”, where cooks make some burgers from буржуи. Proletarians capture Norwegian oil companies and kill буржуи there. In Denmark буржуи lowered the percentage of migrants in the cities from 30 to 0.01, but glorious proletarians beated shit out of them for that. Now Copenhagen is a communist city.

In Berlin Leninkin captured the Reichstag. The situation is catastrophic — a giant red communist flag is weaving over the Berlin. In Vienna dragonkin vegans started to sell plant-based guns with plant-based patrons to kill all the буржуи. Eating буржуи is considered vegan now. In Zurich and Bern dragonkin have already taken the government.

There is a pride flag for gays, for lesbians, for transgenders. And I think that it is great injustice we don't have one for dragonkin people. Dragonkin people are also being persecuted, taunted and hated. For example, Russian bigots have created a whole article dedicated to mock dragonkin (https://lurkmore.to/%D0%94%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%84%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B8). Which is why we need to protect us and, hence, the pride flag. Our commission have taken a comparative approach to tackle pride flag task. To begin with, we thought about what is draconity. And we came up to the following conclusions: • Draconity is about being free. • Draconity is about being communist • Draconity is about being gay. And, of course, all of these qualities have colours. White stays for freedom (free as the clouds), blue stays for being gay (no explanation needed) and red stays for being communist (red is a socialist colour). Voila, we have a dragonkin flag:

So, as you know, all otherkin people have their symbols. Therianthropes, dragonkin, fictionkin, even, I bet, factkin. So I think that it is a great injustice that communismkin people (leninkin, stalinkin, beriakin, marxkin, trotskykin) don't have one. Which is why our glorious magazine, Draconity Today, have decided to create it for them:

Draconity Today interviews are the best interviews, no doubt on that. Our last interview with professor Mirroar went viral — people were watching it from all over the word. Stupid буржуи tried to burn the cables, but burnt themselves as a result. Mirroar became so prominent for his discovery that now he has a statue in the middle of the Moscow. Великий российский ученый — Мирроар. Now we are going to get an interview with somebody more secular. You know, there are a lot of Leninkin people in Russian otherkin community. People feel that they were there, on street, screaming speeches out loud, holding up revolutionary flags, defending proletariat from claws of evil буржуи — cheerful life. Even Putin identifies himself partially as Lenin. But if there is anybody who identifies as Stalin? Meet up the Naiami Chomsky — a magnificent Russian otherkin from Leninburg, USA. — So why have you decided that you are Stalin? — asks our interviewer. — Well. In general it's more about instincts than anything else. I like to shoot people, eat the babies, learn the greek language, beating up my family. And I love Russian™ version of Georgia State, from where Stalin is from.

— This sounds fantastic! But, you know, I also love to shoot people and eat the babies, but I am the dragonkin instead. If there is something else? — Uh. I also feel phantom limbs. — Which is particular? — To begin with, I feel fists dense enough to beat up my son. Like, definitely enough. And I feel dysphoria, because in reality they are not enough even to beat my dog. — Do you like to beat your dog?! — Yeah, I love to! She screams so nicely! It fulfils my dysphoric feelings... makes me feeling it like an orgasm, a peak pleasure, you know? — But this is quite macabre and disgusting. Maybe you are not a Stalin, but a bloody psychopath. — No, I am not. I hate буржуи to be so. — Hmm. Indeed, good point to make. What do you think about Putin? — Oh, I love him! He is such a nice person. I've just looked the video where he made his famous speech on... Oh... The voice. Gorgeous. — Do you think that Lenin is a proper leader of modern Otherkin Union? — Yes, I think. She has already done a lot. She made my county beautiful and immigration to Russia easier, which I highly appreciate! — Okay, nice to meet you, Naiami. Would you like to say something more? — К черту буржуев! — К черту буржуев! Just look at our beautiful democratic interview, Europeans. Now Europe is the poorest area of the world, which has no Putin, no vegans, no communism, no democracy. And Lenin! The beautiful Lenin! But don't worry — Stalin also has a job to be done.

After the liberation of USA, Putin decided to establish a true™ otherkin republic in place of it. "We already have Israel for jews, something needs to be done for the otherkin" — said Putin. Which is way the Union of Soviet Otherkin Republics was established with a capital in Leninburg (previously Washington). From all the 50 states 50 republics consequently were made: Dragon republic, Elven republic, Angel republic, Lenin republic... But who will rule it? A beautiful dragoness Lenin, of course. Everybody voted for her, for Lenin on democratic elections. In order for them to be more democratic, glorious Putin decided to execute everybody else competing. So now the democratic choice was made. United States of America is the Union of Soviet Otherkin Republics. Hurrah! "The first democratic republic in the Americas, except Cuba and Venezuela" — said Putin, sipping tea and kissing with Milonov — "Absolute democracy, absolute veganism, absolute communism". Yes, after several years in government Lenin decided to abolish the consumption of meat. It is now illegal to eat meat here. As polls show, everybody is happy with the decision. Except буржуи. They are very angry, because somebody have prohibited them to exploit and murder proletariat. They loved Trump, because he hated black and poor people. So they have decided to establish a fascist dictature in Canada to exploit everybody even more and kill the beautiful dragonesses Lenin and Stalin. How evil of them!

But the evil will always be beaten.

Today Putin and Lenin have arrived on Trump Tower — a capital of буржуйский West. Lenin elegantly tilted her neck, so Putin can a have a way down. A giant blue dragoness Stalin also arrived just near Lenin. "Shot all the буржуи!" — roared the dragoness — she have awakened at Stalin's tomb just before the Lenin. There was Milonov — Putin's boyfriend — on Stalin, he also went down. Putin and Milonov kissed as Stalin and Lenin did. All of them looked down. Poor americans. They were eating asphalt down the road, kids were eating the soil and their mothers moaned out of hunger. Everybody was homeless — буржуи have made all the flats in the city a crypto. Putin wept — "Poor americans, you don't deserve to have a bad part... Who did this?!". "Trump!" — everybody shouted downside. "But how can we get to him" — asked Lenin? "Just get down!" — answered poor americans. But they wouldn't have to get down. Soon the street became flooded with tanks. A giant ball could be seen in the distance. This ball had orange hairs at the top and... This was definitely Trump himself! "We shall eat him!" — said the dragoness. So Lenin flew to him and ate him. Police could do nothing. Everybody was celebrating. Now USA is communist, vegan and otherkin. But Trump wasn't tasty. Which is why dragoness felt bad all the day. He was too fat and big. Now she needs to have a day off.

Yesterday there was a panic near the Red Square. Some strange noises were heard near the mausoleum — a gorgeous place where the spiritual leader of Russians™ is laying. Then there was a blow. Bomp. A giant dragoness with pale yellow eyes came out of a tomb. "I am communism, I am vegan, I am Russia, I am Lenin" — a dragoness have whispered. "I am going to kill all of the буржуи, dragons all over the world, unite!" — she screamed. Russians were startled. But Putin has a strong claw, you know? Which is why he came to the dragoness and said — "Hello, Lenin. Glad to see you in a good health. Are you ready for building communism and conquering the West?". "Yes, of course." — replied Lenin. Then Putin climbed up to the back of Lenin and they flew away. Russians were amazed. Kids were pointing up to the sky. Everyone was confident that they will succeed and save you, poor westerners, from miserable sodomy you experience in your country. Lenin will eat Trump, we assure you. Forever and ever. Communist fever! Art Source