this is my dark fountain

^ he was expecting a kiss

*Logan staring at the tree like a cat who's never seen lights before*

Wade: Does kitty like the Christmas tree?

Logan: Hm.. *bats at tree with hand*

Sorry to diverge from my regular content for a moment, but ust spreading some body positivity I guess, because I got so many insecuritys and dysphoria as a trans guy who isn't the best looking, so i rarely like what i see in the mirror, but for once I did, even if I'm wearing a too small hoodie and two pairs of pj pants, so I decided to paint it digitally and then I wanted to share it here I guess <3

Logan: Haha I'm coming Mary *he smiles a little, waking over and opening the door for her*

*Wade with a smug face lying on the floor, nails scratching at the wood looking up at Logan's surprised expression*

*He glances at Logan*

And I go into the bathroom and change my socks

And someone looked at me sitting in the corner and said 'awh, what happened to your cool socks'

And I simply raised my feet off the floor, sticking my legs out and showing everyone my cat paw socks with the 3D toe beans and paw pads and the room collectively gasps and says how cool they are

*Logan looks over the piles of paperwork he's yet to do, why the fuck did he take an office job*

*Wade appears from nowhere*

Wade: I could be one of those things

Logan: Where the fuck did you come from?

Logan: Wade, you can't die.

Wade: *ignores Logan* I wanna be cremated because it'll be my last chance to have a smoking hot body.

Logan: Wade.

Wade: Yes, my dear honeybadger?

Wade: *looks over his shoulder at his phone, looking at the news site he was scrolling for a second before loudly shouting* Oh my god, is that a dick pic!?

Logan: *turns his phone off immediately, flushing a little, ready to turn around and gut wade*