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Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic by WhatMurdah

My version of plant daddy Neville and the death eater b*tch, Pansy <3

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Very NOT SFW version on my P*tre0n

Hermione: I've told you a hundred times that Ron and I broke up. Why do you keep asking this?

'Draco awoke, groggy and small-eyed, to the sound of a gasp.Granger was on the stairs, her fingertips on the balustrade, a foot frozen in midair above a step.She was looking him and his new accessory – the sleeping cat, curled about his neck like a hirsute scarf.“Er – good morning,” said Granger, when she saw that she was being observed.The cat stirred at the sound of her voice. It leapt off of Draco, using his face as a launch point, and sauntered towards its mistress.'

From

Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

Art used with permission by incendiosketches

Strained Elastic

When Hermione gets stuffed into an equipment closet in the Quidditch locker room after the team's big victory, she can't get the sound bite she needs for her article. She gets a lot more.

One-shot, rated E, AO3 account required

but now here I am, at 3 am, sleepless, and 15 chapters in a Dramione post-war slowburn fanfic in which their first date mainly consists of going to France undercover as muggle newlyweds, name-calling each other Hormone and Crotch, illegally robbing the Magdalene's (talking) skull from a monastery of angry nuns, and having lunch in the desert between two shipwrecks (in this exact order).

Draco Beats the Heat!

Witch Weekly July 2000 covers

Draco gently kisses Hermione (Hogwarts and its dark corridors are with us again)

I’ll probably never be

Somebody, not anybody

And if it’s all good

I want you to hold me like I’m

Somebody, like I’m somebody

Like I’m somebody

I'll Probably Never Be Somebody - Vlad Holiday

"Immediately, dear."

Bloody, Slutty and Pathetic by What Murdah

Here's a lil fanart of my BSP Draco because I love him so <3

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