Rung's Office:

26. Who is the most hot transformer?

oh no how could you do this to me that’s not fair

that’s a really loaded question omg. Lotsa bots are different levels of hot for different reasons asfd

like… clearly TFP Knockout is the sexiest one ever. And Wheeljack has a sweet design and that ATTITUDE yo. and don’t get me started on Optimus’ hips, dude. But also… for my tastes… TFP Ratchet is just so aesthetically pleasing from every angle like DAMN his design is just… yyyih. like, KO and WJ is the type of hot I can acknowledge and compliment and be like ‘yeah man’ but Ratchet has the kinda hotness where I will fumble and trip and choke on my own air because DAMN.(literally every bot in TFP is attractive ok this question isn’t fair, I ain’t even gonna get into Soundwave cuz holy shit)

But that’s just TFP… if I get to choose ‘who is hottest for each different series’ then…I guess in MTMTE I’d choose… probably… Drift… u//w//u;a But also Ratchet’s still pretty good lookin. And Rodimus. oh damn this question is impossible.

I had to do this, I’m sorry. Rung is a major hot nerd, what can I do?

MTMTE Cyclonus!!

Picking up where I left off seems almost impossible

And I’ll need to cut off around the time minimus was discovered because I ha sent read much further into the comics (I’m like 93976 years behind )

Bah.

I need to take the time and tell you the cheesy Rung-sticker-story anime-dad-ponytail and I came up with in Skype, I don’t think I’ve told it yet:

This was after that Captain Rung-post I made. So Rung has these star stickers that he gives to everyone who did good, and the whole crew is so ecstatic when they get one and they try to collect as many as they can (and Whirl just wallpapered his entire room with the stars he earned) and it’s cute and fun.

Until one day, the crew fucks up royally and Rung is absolutely disappointed in them, and he looks at them like a beaten dog and murmurs “no stickers for all of you” and the crew is devastated that they let him down and feel so bad, but they have no idea how to make it up to him.

So later that day, Rung wants to return to his room, and he sees the door covered in countless star stickers, and as he’s looking around in confusion, the crew slowly appears from behind the corner and they shyly smile and mutter “we hope the best captain in the galaxy, who deserves every star sticker he gave us, can forgive us” and Rung is so touched be the gesture, but he then returns all the stickers (“They’re yours, you earned them”) and he remembers exactly who had which star.

The cheesiest thing.

Forced smiles can be hard to draw sometimes.