Shame to the Queens

I don't. I don't think that's uh. There are better ways to do that.

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One would think they would teach us. But no.

Ugh. I am forever greatful i was with Lech Kril instead of Hek.

One would think they would teach us. But no.

im not a meathead i’m vegetarian

Not even close to what that means, Raum

in less than 24 hours i went from not having any kids and never planning on it to suddenly discovering i am a father to potentially infinite kids because like, a hair or something fell in a cloning vat. having a normal one

More likely is you scraped your knee and bled somewhere but pretty much

Man they'll just put ANYONE'S sequence in the vats nowadays

the worst thing is i have absolutely no idea how they got my dna and why they thought it would be a remotely good idea to put me in the soup

People shed so much DNA I'm willing to bet it was just like, a mistake and it got in the vats and did the growy replicaty thing and then they just fuckin rolled with it

Man they'll just put ANYONE'S sequence in the vats nowadays

I agree. This is a fucking disgrace. I had to burn down at LEAST eighty corpus crewships before the Queens wanted me cloned.............

I guess they got it for cheap and figured it was gonna be for cannon fodder...

Have you guys heard of this Vaping thing?? I hear all the Meridian people are doing it

Wait then how does it do the smoke thing???

Honestly idk i asked someone once but didnt understand the explanation so Ive just been going with "magic"

So where do I put the weed and how do i smoke it

Oh like this, you put the weed oil in the thing and then you turn it on and then you vape it

Honestly yeah but like. This one comes in flavors aside from weed

Yeah but this one makes your joints stop aching while tasting like bubblegum

Take the flavored vapes, Vor. I no longer have biological lungs. Let me live through you.

Man they don’t even fucking TASTE GOOD

Nobody said they tasted good, just that they tasted

sometimes rathka makes me nervous. this is only partially because she’s threatened to set me on fire because of my brain worms

I sound less crazy in Grineer I promise

clem is shaking his head and i don’t know who to believe

I probably sound the same level of crazy but it's not for the same reason