Callum Wesley | 'Wes' is fine, kid.

But of course. After all, we haven’t talked much and I’ve certainly won on the out-prettying side. [She shoots back a bright smile.]

Oh I'm the last person you want to have an out-prettied contest with, sweetheart.

Surprise often catches people off guard. I enjoy that fact about the manner in which I speak..

News flash, kid, it's not just the way you speak that has people wondering. 

Sweetheart, as much as you'd love to see my slicked on a pole, I used my brilliance to get through med school.

Not intentionally, Doc.

And how does one unintentionally taste the bottom of their shoe?

"Blue Hair?"

Yeah, like old people. Blue Hairs. You know...

…Peter Pan? um, alright. [he furrows his brows, half-smiling]. Well, I’m glad to hear that. At least the didn’t steal anything valuable.

Yes... I don't keep much of value in my car. The car itself is valuable enough. Fuck, I hate having to deal with insurance companies. I swear to God they're all employed by the mentally inept.

What The Bloody Hell Is This?

Have you ever actually tasted the bottom of your shoe, hot shot?

[Selene purses her lips] I just got into a disagreement with my father is all.

Oh the Daddy Dearest Disgruntled look then. I'm familiar with those.

[He laughs briefly] Well at least you're aware of it. To be honest though, I haven't noticed you and Jason being a huge problem. It's usually Animal who's, well, a fucking animal. I'm usually about a snogfest away from hitting the blond bastard with a meter stick. Though I have a distinct feeling that might only spur him on. [He rolls his eyes]

Do I look the type to partake in cliches, Doctor? But no, the desire to punch people in the face is not uncommon especially when they utter something that is long since played out.

Nah, not really, but so far you never fail to surprise me in some way, so I'm not prepared to put much by you prematurely.

If the best thing that you can come up with is Barbie Panties then we have to have a serious conversation about your creativity. 

See, but the point was intentionally awful, therefore, It was just as creative as it needed to be.

[Selene glances at Wes and rolls her eyes.  This is the exact shit that she has no time for right now.  She looks at him and shoots him her most fake, saccharine smile.]  Oh, what gave me away love?

Oh, come on Selene, cut the crap. [He gives her a similar, stiff smile.] What's up your ass then? Go ahead, vent away, I'm not stranger to bitching.

Just because my interests may seem to be lacking doesn’t mean I don’t know what exists, or has existed in mainstream media or pop culture. You’re assuming, Doctor. -He pauses, a small trace of a smirk harboring the corners of his lips- However, I can say with certainty that I was not one of the ghouls trapped in those packs. It would be an insult to me personally if I was.

You have no idea how relieved I am you didn't make that 'ass out of you and me' comment just there. I swear, everytime someone says that I'm driven with the urge to punch them in the face. Is that just me?

Well, they’re blatant discomfort is usually my first clue.

[He rolls his eyes] Oh, har-har, how clever. You sure it's not the attitude?

They aren't my rules, London. If it were up to me I assure you I probably wouldn't bother with it. I think some rules regarding public or inappropriate  exposure should come into play, but restricting relationships entirely is ridiculous even in my books.

I’d sing the theme song, but that would be entirely out of character for me to do so. Not to mention it’s awfully chipper.

[Wes almost laughs, peering at him curiously] I'm surprised you even know the theme song. Are you sure you weren't once one of the ghouls trapped in the little back packs? [He rolls his eyes at the description.] Oh my God the nineties. 

So like...

Yes, but you do, and he's not the only one, from what I understand, so I don't see what you're whining about.