Your leg can get paralyzed if you sit on your wallet too much. (source)

A strange vampire deer has been spotted for the first time in 66 years. The endangered Kashmir musk deer has long fangs and is killed for its scent glands, which are more valuable than gold. (source)

Saddam Hussein was forced to watch the South Park movie repeatedly after he was captured. (source)

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A stray dog after being kicked by a driver returned with a bunch of his friends and proceeded to trash the car, chewing up the fenders and wipers. -Source

In 2006 a man hired a hitman to kill his wife. His wife ended up killing the hitman with her bare hands. -Source

Mike Tyson offered a zoo attendant $10,000 to open the cage of a bullying gorilla so he could “smash that silverback’s snotbox.” His offer was declined. -Source

Kevin Mitnick, a hacker believed to be so dangerous that he was placed in solitary confinement for fear of being able to “start a thermonuclear war by whistling into a payphone.” -Source

Two identical twins separated at birth; one grew up a Nazi and the other a Jew.   -Source