STENCH

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

Gerard wouldn't even do numbers on tumblr she would have like 5 mutuals and a once-popular fandom blog for a recently cancelled and slowly dying sci-fi show that fell off when she got cancelled for calling a transmasc headcanoned character transfem and now her posts get about 20 notes except for the occasional containment breech which inevitably gets hit with the "um why is everyone reblogging this op is an ableist transmisandrist" and she loses another 50 followers

​Time to googl[remembers i want the cool leftist mutuals to like me] duck duck go something [remembers that bragging about activism is performative and virtue signaling] i mean search something somewhere [remembers that it’s gonna be 34 degrees celsius tomorrow] i mean move into a cold dark cave to live with the isopods

the best preworkout is just self hatred