Literall 100 year old paint chip was marinating in my coffee I just finished I love lead I love lead did I mention I love lead and the taste of lead

Not to be a tumblr purist cuz ew but all the insta baddies everyone loves for being so esoteric and nuanced are a dime a dozen on this website

Got asked if my mom was home by a fb marketplace pickup again yesterday #youngho

If you catch me at the sperm bank in a year mind your business

Toddlers are so indie sleaze always covered in paint and dirt clothes falling off half naked

My lifelong obsession w fermented foods I think has made my microbiome so healthy that dudes b licking my armpits and obsessively sniffing my ass like this is a thing for me

The word surrender originally meant “give back”which could have been poetic if it wasn’t mostly used in reference to property

I didn’t know any lullabies when I first gave birth so I would sing my daughter recycled air by the postal service over and over and to this day it gets her to stop crying when I put it on… it makes me cry now though so.

The woman helping me at the collision place looked just like Jodi arias and she was vaping the whole time I was filling out paperwork

Invited this girl I rly wanted to be friends with to a bonfire and she left me on read damn I thought we had something she was sending me a bunch of artists she likes we were dming back n forth for a minute now nothing… pls come back

It feels literally illegal to observe chimps they have a higher iq than me

So I can’t remember a series of more than. 3 numbers at a time but I can memorize every word to a song after listening to it once. Got it

I derive no pleasure from sadistic sexual acts anymore post give me a baby sex I wonderrrr if that will ever return

Midda finna to da prosecuta