The World Is Yours

Johnny Depp on David Letterman show:

-He'a a legend, He’s Al Pacino. He’s an amazing actor certainty but, you know, the one thing I didn’t really  know about Pacino, prior to the shooting was that he’s certifiably insane. -Oh really, you’ve seen the paperwork apparently. How does that manifests itself? -He has a joke, he likes to tell -He likes to tell joke? -Oh yes, he likes to tell jokes and he liked tell me this one specific joke over and over. And I really didn’t understand it. -You didn’t get the joke. -I did’t get the joke. -And he thought it was your problem that you didn’t get the joke. -Yeah absolutely, he definitely thought it was my problem. -So he keeps wearing you down with the same joke. -He flicked at it upon me and I could feel like, you know, IQ points dropping. -The greater the pressure, the dumper you feel. Did you ever understand the joke? -I finally figured it out yeah. -Do you remember the joke? - Yeah. He used to lean over and go “A skeleton goes into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.” But I mean on a loop. -Over and over again. I must say, you kind of expect a little more from Al Pacino. I’m kind of on your side here. I get it but I don’t want to admit that I get it.

Me, while watching potc5: