Don’t Eat 🍑 In The Halls

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Sylvain

Annette is always raising her hand and asking if this will be on the test

Ingrid tries to answer every question you throw at them, even if her answer is wrong

Felix absolutely refuses to engage in any form of group work

Ashe is always trying rope Felix in and ends up being his study-partner by default. And when it’s time to present, Felix mutters something about “not needing a mouth-piece.” Yet Ashe is the one who does all the talking anyway.

Dimitri spaces out more often than you might think. All of his pencils have bite-marks on them and sometimes he even bites them in half

Dedue must always accompany Dimitri on his frequent trips to the restroom, which sucks because Dedue is one of the most diligent of your students

Mercedes brings snacks almost every day, which is only an issue when Seteth decides to pop in and evaluate you as a teacher

Yeah, I guess I do. But like, what even is a star beam, you know? Now, a lead pipe to the shins? That's just reliable, baby.