Mean green nerds from outer space

Holtzman is my mommy

This game, its all a bout you, yes you and your pink hair and doge miniskirt. You wake up on a train with this punk ass bitch sitting on the other side, then that punk comes over and fucking talks to you like “HOLD THE FUCK UP HORRACE OR TERRENCE OR NATALIE OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK! I AINT TALKING TO STRANGERS!” He doesn’t listen to the advice that your mother gave you. He asks you ever more personal questions and then you get off, everyone thinks you’re the mayor and you’re just like “Im sorry guys, Isabelle, Linda, Horrace, Domee, Doug, Rowdy Roddy Piper’s kilt (Rip god rest his soul), and Donald Trump’s less racist brother Kanye. I wasnt even in the fucking election” they of course are animals and only 2 things go through an animals head which are of course Communism and penises. Then you go on from there ruling everyone under a viscious dictator ship and “removing” “Problematic villagers” and all. But mostly i like to fish. Fish are cooler than dictators.

I rate this a 3.14159265358979323846/4

Pros

-Animals are cute

-linda doesn’t like this game

-Dictatorship can be fun

Cons

-No barnacles, this game can not promote equality without barnacles

-Waiting Barriers are annoying, i’ve been playing since day one and still my strip club has not been built