H I A T U S

      ‘ well -- I know where it isn’t. if that helps. ‘

yea but do u swear on ur spray cheese

hi yes this icon is important ok no that’s not my post my post is that i’m gonna go finish up the last episode of oitnb and maybe, maybe nap but probably not aka i’ll probably be back but?? i make no promises okay i loVE YA’LL.

    he’s got his mouth ready to spit out    some dry comment and/or anything    along the lines of disagreeing with    her but, after our own wedding fades,    he’s gotta perk a brow in surprise.                          ‘ ---- elaborate.  ‘

     ‘ well, technically we only have to sign the papers       and fake a smile or two before we get wasted --       together albeit separately, mind you -- and wake       up to our respective partners the morning after our       quote unquote big day and then, of course, there’s       the whole....living together thing, but. ‘       and there is a very tight, very serious smile to        accompany the sentiment --                   ‘ don’t worry. the guest room? all yours. ‘

          ‘ huh. one could almost say it’s a         what do             they call it? oh. yeah. arranged marriage. ‘

They only mean the best

                          ‘ so romantic. tell me, is it a thing                             or am I just                not your type? ‘           he’s glad the two of them are on the same page, though           stefan hadn’t been worried to begin with. without verbal           reassurance, he was already 99.9% sure physical contact           was not on the agenda (outside of, maybe, a punch or two           in the face).