Your Pain Is Mine Now

youre in her dms, im in her made up fantasy daydreams she uses to escape. we are not the same.

she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small

I like that butchers wear white. They’re like brides

Jokes on me I don't know how to socialize irl or online

we were meant to live slowly!!!! we were meant to savor moments and feel unabashedly lazy and frolic and smell the flowers and laugh with our entire hearts and love with our entire souls!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for resting!!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for slowing down!!!!!! enjoying life shouldn’t be something you’re ashamed of

honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

oh so temperature play is fun when it’s hot wax but god forbid I try to save us some money

Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch lord of the rings

she [cartoon bonk sound effect] on my [slide whistle] til i [BASS BOOSTED WILHELM SCREAM]

Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you