⨳ — BEST OF CHAT; II
send one for my muse's reaction!
“I kiww you with wuv.” “I tried to type vote for my but my phone kept changing it to vore for me and I think that explains a lot.” “I had a dream I was the roman emperor. I flooded the senates, boiled them, fed them to the people, made myself a senator, now the only senator, and passed a law declaring all acts of mischief legal as long as they’re committed with a wicked grin.” “Be sure to coat all your bullets in the power of begrudging friendship.” “Every fight is a boss fight when you strike your enemy with RESPECT.” “Normal ice cream can inflict pain too, by ending.” “I don’t believe in quartz or tickets anymore everything is fake.” “MY BLOOD IS SUCC.” “Profanity is good when you’re four.” “My dark past as the teletubbies has been exposed.” “Fingers are lewd.” “I want [Name] to call me a dirty thot and shame me.” “That sure is a small twink.” “Put a big boy in your mouth today.” “Remove thine eyelashes.” “When you wake up there is an 80% chance you will die.” “Forcefully interrogate me, [Name].” “I condemn us all to a sentence of 15 years gulag.” “PULL THE TRIGGER.” “Candy is evil though. It has daggers and stabs the upper corner of your mouths.” “hhhh me servants hongry.” “I should try that, straight up mix a bottle of energy drink in my coffee.” “She crawls down from your roof at 4 AM and whispers ‘hewwo’ in your face.” “I don’t remember getting into bed.” “Awwested fow fuwwy cwimes.” “My legge hort.” “I have good advice: Do not sleep. Sleep only brings regret.” “You can start adopting birds and training your sword.” “One day we will all be saberfaces.” “Squish flap flip.” “Protect thy beans.” “Maybe the Elder Scrolls V Skyrim isn’t that bad, I should buy it 8 more times.” “If you wake up and the sun is still shining is that a mistake?” “Staying woke is survival if you sleep you perish.” “Leave my bug furries alone I made them to survive the new oxygen surplus age.” “Yeah it’s fine to die now.” “I’m arresting you but it’ll be ok since the cuffs are tentacles.” “Thanks you may use me as a golem core.” “My heart must be dokidokiing like fuck then.” “Sweet we have like 100ml of whiskey left I can make my coffee.” “Current kink: handholding to sleep.” “You must eat the doctor to become healthy again.” “Summer [Name], but her weapon is just a hoe.” “We must find and neutralize [Name].” “You’re free to vore me as I sleep.” “Everything hurts my poor bones nowadays.” “How are you supposed to decrypt a keysmash?” “Coupon-chan is valid in our hearts.” “Reminder not to touch the skeletons.” “Click on this link to be shamed.”
