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Chapter 8 of my little witchers fic.
Vesemir went to check on Geraltās progress with dinner, expecting at least mild competence. He found the stove was splattered with stew, and the cast iron pot sat abandoned on the counter in a small puddle of stew. A pile of washed vegetables sat in the sink and a pan of dough sitting on the table, which Vesemir assumed Geralt had left to rise.
āWell, at least he made some progress,ā Vesemir muttered, raising an eyebrow at the scene. With a resigned sigh, he set down the crate of tiny, sleeping witchers on the table next to the dough and rolled up his sleeves. āGuess itās up to me to salvage this mess,ā he grumbled, reaching for a knife.
Meanwhile, in the infirmary, Eskel slowly opened his eyes, groaning as a pounding migraine made itself known. Blinking against the dim light, he realized with a rush of relief that he was finally back at Kaer Morhen. āThank the gods,ā he thought as he swung his legs over the side of the bed. The cold stone floor sent a shiver through him, but he ignored it, weakly stumbling toward the doorāuntil he noticed another occupied bed.
Eskel shuffled over and carefully lifted the blanket from the bedās occupant, revealing CoĆ«n, who was snuggling with his pillow. Eskel reached out to gently touch CoĆ«nās forehead, and the other witcherās eyes fluttered open.
āEskel? What are you doing up? How are you feeling?ā CoĆ«n mumbled, his voice heavy with sleep.
āDonāt worry about that. How are you?ā Eskel countered, concern etched across his face.
āIām okay. I think the infectionās gone now. Just need to fully heal,ā CoĆ«n replied, his voice trailing off.
āGood. Just rest for now,ā Eskel said as he tucked the blanket snugly around CoĆ«n.
āYou should also be resting,ā CoĆ«n murmured before drifting back to sleep.
Eskel ignored the advice and continued his escape from the infirmary. His wandering took him past Yenneferās room, where he stopped to take in a curious sight.
There was Yennefer, crouched on the floor, measuring Geralt before marking a piece of fabric with chalk. She appeared utterly absorbed in her task, as Dandelion sat on her bed, plucking at his lute with bandaged hands.
Eskel smirked. āGood luck leaving the keep alive when she realizes where you're sitting, bardā he thought to himself before shuffling onward.
Eskel followed the aroma of Vesemir's cooking. He shuffled into the kitchen, leaning against the doorframe for support. Vesemir turned from the stove, his eyebrows shooting up in surprise.
āEskel, what are you doing out of bed, pup?ā Vesemir asked gently, setting down a ladle and crossing the room in two strides.
Before Eskel could protest, Vesemir pulled the now visibly wobbly witcher into a firm but warm hug.
āI donāt know,ā Eskel mumbled into Vesemirās chest, his voice muffled and thick with exhaustion. āI just didnāt feel like laying down. Iām so tired, but I donāt want to sleep⦠I donāt think I can sleep.ā
āIt could be a side effect of that magic you and Aiden messed with,ā Vesemir replied, gently guiding Eskel to sit at the table near the crate of tiny, slumbering witchers.
Eskel slumped into the chair, his gaze flickering to the crate. āHowās Aiden? Honestly, I was pretty sure we were going to die messing with such dangerous magic.ā
Without waiting for an answer, Eskel reached into the crate. Before Vesemir could stop him. A flurry of movement and a scared shriek erupted as Eskel woke the beasts.
āOh, damn it, Eskel!ā Vesemir groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose as a chorus of tiny grumbles and squeaky protests filled the kitchen as the two in the crate began arguing with each other Lambert's sleep grabbing of Aidens ear. āI didnāt want them awake.ā
From the crate came Lambertās high-pitched voice, dripping with spite. āYou never want me around, old man! How was Eskel supposed to know you extra didnāt want me around today?ā
Eskel tried to stifle a laugh, which only earned him a glare from Vesemir. Meanwhile, Lambert clambered out of the crate and Aiden sat up. āI was having a very important dream, by the way,ā Lambert continued, hands on his hips. āThere were fishes. And explosions. And I was going to cook some for Aiden and he was going to tell me how amazing my cooking is. And I was going to sell the rest to buy us a house and get him an actually nice ring!ā
āHow are you doing?ā Eskel asked Aiden. The Little cat witcher paused before answering āI'm ok, i feel a little burnt out but I'm ok. But you donāt look so goodā the little elf replied.
Eskle smiled at him āI'll be ok.ā Lambert shook his head āyou look like shit, why aren't you laying down?ā he bluntly stated.
Vesemir sighed deeply, muttering something under his breath about patience. He reminded himself that Lambert was fragile in this new form and how he couldnāt just throw things at him or his general direction, no matter how tempting. āI think Yennefer needed something from you two,ā he finally said, his tone as calm as he could muster.
The two little ones exchanged a glance of confusion, which quickly turned into matching expressions of terror.
āShe doesnāt have anything bad planned,ā Vesemir reassured them.
The tiny witchers, however, looked thoroughly unconvinced. Vesemir frowned. This was new. Lambert had never been particularly fond of Yennefer, but heād never been outright scared of her. And Aiden? Aiden was always the curious one, eager to learn about magic from any sorcerer or sorceress he met. Had something happened while Yennefer had them alone?
āWhat are you two so worried about?ā Vesemir asked, his voice soft but probing.
āI donāt want to be stolen,ā Aiden blurted out.
Vesemir blinked, confusion spreading across his face. āStolen? What does that even mean?ā
āYou know,ā Aiden said, gesturing with his tiny hands like it was the most obvious thing in the world. āHow sorceresses and sorcerers are. Always stealing people with magical talent and forcing them to learn at those stupid magic schools. Then, by the time they graduate, theyāre all alone because their friends and family are dead! I already got stolen once and forced to be a witcher. Iād rather not be stolen again and forced into something else. When im big im not worried because I can defend myself but in this form I really can'tā
Lambert nodded vigorously. āYeah! And Yenneferās mentor basically forced her to learn magic too, right? And Yennefer doesnāt even hate her for it. Sheās, like, grateful. So she might think itās okay to do that kind of thing to Aiden! I mean, who does that? Who steals someone? I still hate everyone who kidnapped me and turned me into a witcher!ā
Vesemir rubbed his temples, trying to suppress a groan. This wasnāt the kind of conversation he was in the mood for with Lambert. āI assure you,ā he said, his tone measured, āYennefer is not going to steal Aiden. She has no interest in turning him into a mage. Sheās far too caught up sewing and Geralt would never be able to forgive her if she harmed a witcher and the same goes for meā
Lambert squinted suspiciously. ā...Sewing clothes? For us?ā
āYes,ā Vesemir said flatly. āTiny clothes. Because the two of you are currently tiny.ā
Lambert and Aiden exchanged glances again, before looking down at their clothes as if just now realizing that they were wearing their adult sized shirts as dresses.
āWell,ā Lambert muttered, crossing his arms. āThatās⦠weirdly nice of her.ā
āYeah,ā Aiden agreed, though he still looked uncertain.
āBut Iām keeping an eye on her. Just in case. If she tries to steal Aiden.ā Lamber said as he snatched a kitchen knife.
Vesemir sighed, shaking his head. āJust go see what she needs before I lose my mind. He said. āAnd don't run with that knife!ā he shouted as they ran down the corridor.
āDo you think Lambert hates me?ā Vesemir asked Eskel but as he turned to him, he found that Eskel had fallen asleep.
Lambert and Aiden sprinted past Geralt, who was making his way back from the outhouse, now sporting a surprisingly well-made emerald green and black striped button-up shirt.
āLambert, what are you running with?ā Geralt called after them.
āA knife!ā came Lambertās gleeful reply, followed by a burst of maniacal giggles.
āNO!ā Geralt bellowed, launching into a chase.
Yennefer was in her room, assessing how much fabric she had left, when Lambert burst in, kitchen knife in hand, laughing like a maniac. Aiden followed, slightly winded, and then Geralt stormed in.
āLambert, give me that knife!ā Geralt barked, cornering the tiny menace. āThere is absolutely no reason for you to have it in the keepāor in Yenās room!ā
Lambert snarled but was no match for Geraltās reach. The Gerlat plucked the knife from his little hands as Lambert stuggled.
āWhat in the hell is going on!?ā Yennefer and Dandelion demanded in unison, their faces twin masks of bewilderment.
āGods only know,ā Geralt muttered.
āWell, whatever this madness is,ā Yennefer said, her confusion giving way to practicality, ācan I measure you two now?ā She addressed Aiden and Lambert, though her gaze lingered on Aiden, who hesitated.
Aiden inched forward, visibly uneasy. Yennefer noticed his nervousness and softened her tone. āDonāt be scared. Iām just taking your measurements, I won't accidentally prick you with a pin or anything like that. Youāre perfectly safe, I promise.ā
Aiden nodded, though he still looked like he was expecting a surprise attack. He squared his shoulders, trying to mask his anxiety. Yennefer gave a small, approving nod and got to work.
Meanwhile, in the background, Dandelion had snuck up on Lambert, and scooped him upā Oh, I canāt believe the fox creatures managed to make even you this adorable, Lambert!ā the bard chirped, cradling the tiny witcher.
Lambert blinked, stunned for a brief moment, before snarling and snapping at Dandelionās bandaged hands. Unfortunately for Lambert, Dandelionās nerve-damaged hands meant he barely felt it. Instead, the bard laughed heartily and tightened his grip.
āUnhand me! Geralt, help!ā Lambert shrieked, reaching his tiny arms toward Geralt.
Geralt, however, smirked and pretended to be deeply engrossed in Yenneferās work with Aiden. āwhat style outfit are you going to make for him, Yen?ā he said, stroking his chin with exaggerated interest.
āGeralt, you bastard!ā Lambert yelled, his voice a mix of fury and indignation as Dandelion began nuzzling him.
āOh, donāt be so dramatic, Lambert,ā Dandelion cooed. āYouāre delightful in this form! I think Iāll write a ballad about this.ā
āNo one wants to hear a ballad about this!ā Lambert snapped.
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This vine is what I'm imagining while writing the Lambert and Dandelion interaction.
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Chapter 7 of my little witchers fanfic
After finishing this chapter, I am having a hard time with ideas. I have a vague concept where the littlest ones start playing, and at first, the older ones think itās silly and cringe-worthy. But over time, they get dragged into the fun and decide to enjoy being kids while it lasts.
That idea feels a bit thin, though, and Iām not sure itās enough to build on for another chapter. If you have any suggestions or ideas, Iād love to hear them in the comments!
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As soon as they arrived at the stables of Kaer Morhen, Dandelion came sprinting out. āIām so glad youāre back! Yennefer returned while you allā¦wereā¦goneā" He froze mid-sentence, his eyes locking onto the tiny witchers. āWhat in the bloody hell happened!?ā
āThe fox creature in the village. Here, take Eskel so I can dismount,ā Vesemir said, gesturing to the boy sleeping on his lap.
āThis is Eskel?ā Dandelion exclaimed, staring at the miniature witcher in amazement as Vesemir handed him over.
āYes. Every witcher except me is now a teen, preteen, or toddler,ā Vesemir said, glancing over the group. He dismounted his horse and went to help CoĆ«n off his.
Dandelion scanned the group until his gaze landed on a young white-haired boy with bright yellow eyes. āGeralt! Is that you?ā he squealed, skipping over like a kid in a candy store, unconscious Eskel still dangling in his arms like a sack of potatoes.
āCareful, Dandelion! Donāt drop Eskel!ā Geralt squeaked as he awkwardly slid off Roach, his small stature making the process more of a controlled fall.
āOh, youāre all so tiny and cute!ā Dandelion squealed again.
Ciri, now freed of the littlest witchers by Vesemir, quickly took Eskel from Dandelion before the bardās enthusiasm could cause any accidents. āItās toss a coin to your witcher, not toss the witcherā she said as she slung him over her shoulder and headed inside.
With his arms finally free, Dandelion pounced on Geralt, scooping him up in a bone-crushing hug. āOh, Geralt! Youāre like a little doll!ā
āDandelion, please, I need to breathe,ā Geralt rasped, struggling to pry himself out of the bardās affectionate grip.
āGeralt, why are you a child?ā yelled Yennefer as she marched over and rescued him from Dandelion.
As Geralt began explaining exactly what had happened, Vesemir, now wearing slings that carried Aiden and Lambert, herded the rest of the group inside. āCiri, lay Eskel in the infirmary. CoĆ«n, you follow and lie down as well. Iāll be there shortly after I get these two situated,ā he instructed, glancing down at the two sleeping witchers nestled snugly in their slings.
Ciri hauled Eskel onto one of the old infirmary beds, then flopped into a chair to catch her breath. Eskel might only have been thirteen now, but just as in his adult form, he was still a lot bigger and heavier than the average person. After a moment, she started removing his oversized boots, grimacing at the state of his filthy, ill-fitting clothes and armor.
She recalled that some of her old clothes were still stored away somewhere. Quickly retrieving them, she found a few outfits that might fit Geralt and CoĆ«n as well. Returning to the infirmary, she handed an outfit to CoĆ«n, who thanked her gratefully. She then set aside a set of clothes for Eskel, assuming heād probably prefer if Vesemir helped him change rather than her.
Meanwhile, Vesemir was struggling with a rather unexpected problem. Lambert, who was still asleep in the sling, managed to entangle himself in Vesemirās hair, clutching it in a death grip. āCome on, Lambert, just let go,ā Vesemir muttered, keeping his voice low so as not to wake the sleeping witchers. He needed to get the keep situated before he could even think about dealing with their chaos just yet.
His plans were almost ruined when Yennefer appeared, walking swiftly down the hallway with Geralt dangling helplessly under her arm. His legs and arms hung slightly above the floor as she briskly recounted what sheād been up to on her vacation.
āShush,ā Vesemir hissed, nodding toward the slumbering witchers in his slings.
Yennefer paused, offering a quiet apology before stopping to take a closer look at the tiny Lambert. āAww, if I didnāt know better, Iād say Lambert actually looks cute,ā she whispered.
Geralt, still dangling in her grasp, turned his wide, pleading eyes to Vesemir, silently begging for rescue. Vesemir glanced down at him and had to stifle a laugh at his pupās predicament.
āYennefer, could you help me untangle myself?ā Vesemir asked, nodding at his hair and the Lambert.
Yennefer released Geralt, who immediately scurried away.
Vesemir let out a long sigh of relief, as he was separated from Lambertās grasp. āThank you, Yennefer,ā he said, his voice a mix of gratitude and weariness.
Yennefer arched an eyebrow, and smirked. āEven asleep heās causes troubleā
Vesemir noded, his focus on the two small bundles in his arms. Lambert was still fast asleep, and Aiden was curled up, tiny ears folded against his head. Vesemir adjusted his grip. āNow I need to find a place safe to put them while I work.ā
āWhy not put them in their bed? Or one of the infirmary cots with the others?ā Yennefer suggested.
Vesemir shook his head. āIām worried they might roll out of the bedāor worse, get squashed if the others roll over in their sleep. Besides, I want to keep them close enough to watch but not have to hold them the whole time.ā
Yennefer considered this for a moment. āLike a carriage or a cradle?ā She glanced around the keepās aging hall. āYou could make something similar out of one of the crates in the cellar. Line it with padding and blankets, and it would be portable. That way, you could carry it room to room.ā
āThat could work. Could you fetch a small crateāpreferably one with handles?ā Vesemir asked.
Yennefer hesitated. The cellar was her least favorite place in the keep. āOrā¦ā She trailed off, glancing at the little witchers. She knew how much of a menace Lambert could be but Aiden looked impossibly cute, all snuggled up in Vesemirās arms, his ears twitching faintly in his sleep. She sighed, knowing she couldn't take one without the other. ā I could watch them while you go.ā
āThank you,ā Vesemir said skeptically, passing the two over carefully. Yennefer cradled them against her chest, muttering something as she carried the two small witchers to her room, settling herself by the fire. she found herself smiling, Lambert stirred briefly, his little fingers curling around the edge of her sleeve, but he didnāt wake. Aiden, let out a tiny sigh and burrowed closer to her
āMenaces,ā Yennefer murmured as Lambert wrapped his little hand around her finger.
Vesesmir quickly located an adequate crate. He gathered some spare blankets and pillows, and arranged them inside the crate. When he finished he didnāt hear anything from Yennefer so he assumed all was well and took the opportunity to go check on the others.
Vesemir turned his attention to the infirmary. When he entered, he discovered that Geralt had scurried off there. Geralt was wearing clothes that actually fit and had squashed himself into one of the oversized chairs with Ciri, telling her how he was hiding from Yennefer and Dandelion.
He then went about checking on the others. Coƫn had fallen asleep and seemed fine, Vesemir draped an extra blanket over him before moving to Eskel, who was also asleep.
āCiri, good job finding clothes for them,ā Vesemir told her.
Vesemir pulled a curtain for privacy and gently dressed Eskel. Once done, he returned to Yenneferās room.
The sight that greeted him made him consider that maybe he was dreaming and this whole ordeal was just a nightmare. Yennefer was sitting in front of the fire, her gaze soft as she observed the two little ones in her arms. Vesemir set the crate down gently and cleared his throat. Yennefer glanced up, her usual smug glare replaced by a genuine smile.
āI donāt think I've ever seen Lambert so relaxed before,ā Vesemir said.
āYes, if i didn't know better I'd say he was probably just faking so i let my guard downā she replied.
Vesemir took them one at a time and gently placed them next to each other in the makeshift cradle before tucking them in. as Vesemir carried them to his next task, Aiden cuddled up closer to Lambert who placed an arm around him.
Geralt had volunteered to start dinner. The tiny, white-haired witcher stood on a stool, carefully chopping potatoes with precision. His focus was broken when a cheerful voice rang out behind him.
āThere you are, Geralt!ā Dandelion chirped with uncontainable enthusiasm.
Geralt flinched, his hand freezing mid-chop. He turned his head slowly, glaring over his shoulder. āShush! Keep it down!ā he hissed, his yellow eyes narrowing. āThere are certain people I donāt want knowing my location.ā
Dandelion blinked in confusion, his grin faltering.
āI volunteered to cook dinner because I figured no one would think to look for me in the kitchenāincluding you,ā Geralt growled, his voice dripping with irritation.
Unbothered by the witcherās clear disdain, Dandelion leaned against the counter, a mischievous grin creeping onto his face. āCome now, Geralt. Who could possibly resist the allure and risk of a tiny, grumpy witcher wielding a kitchen knife? Certainly not me, i've been terribly board recently and i need some risk and excitementā
Geralt sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. āIf youāre not going to help, go away before someone follows your voice and I have even more people bothering me.ā
āAlright, what do you want me to do?ā the bard asked. Gerlat handed him a bowl of chopped potatoes and pointed at the boiling pot of stew on the stove. āCarefully add those without splashing boiling stew all over yourselfāor me, for that matter.ā ā Gerlat said.
Dandelion carefully added the potatoes while Geralt watched him with intensity and great anxiety. āThere! Whatās next?ā Dandelion asked, turning to face the little white-haired witcher.
āDonāt look at me like that, Geralt. You look as though some monstrous beast is about to leap out from behind me and drag me off. Iāll have you know Iām perfectly competent in a kitchen! Iāve survived all forty years of my life without a single kitchen-related injury,ā Dandelion declared, crossing his arms proudly.
Geraltās brow furrowed as he squinted up at the bard. āYouāre forty years old? Are you sure?ā
āYes, Iām sure,ā Dandelion huffed, his arms still crossed. āThereās no need to be rude about it. Iām well aware I look like an old man.ā He sighed dramatically.
āYou look no older than twenty-three, you fool! Thereās no way youāre forty,ā Geralt said skeptically. The bardās expression shifted to flattered. āWhy, thank you, Geralt!ā he said, giving a small bow. āBut I am indeed forty. Why would I lie to you about this? Think about it: we met when I was eighteen. How long have we been friends now?ā
Geralt opened his mouth, then paused, his face twisting as he did the math. ā...Too long,ā he muttered under his breath.
āCharming as always,ā Dandelion quipped, placing a hand over his heart.
āBut this doesnāt make any sense, you-ā Geralt muttered, lost in thought.
Before Dandelion could respond, he let out a screech as the stew began boiling over. In a panic, the bard grabbed the pot with his bare hands, yelped in pain, and hastily plopped it down on the counter.
āMy hands!ā Dandelion wailed, shaking them dramatically. āIāll never play the lute again! My life is over!ā
āDandelion, stop flailing and let me see!ā Geralt shouted, his tiny voice somehow managing to carry authority.
The bard froze mid-wail, startled by Geraltās outburst, and held out his hands obediently.
Geralt inspected them, squinting in concentration. āI think theyāll heal, but youāve definitely scorched them, you idiot. Why on earth didnāt you use oven mitts?ā
āI donāt know! I just didnāt!ā Dandelion whined, his voice cracking.
āUnbelievable. You should go ask Yennefer to heal it,ā Geralt suggested, pinching the bridge of his nose in exasperation.
Dandelionās face twisted in horror. āAbsolutely not! Sheāll just laugh at my misery and misfortune. Plus, she frightens me a little!ā
āWell, itās more stupidity than misfortune, but fine,ā Geralt said with a sigh. āIāll come with you to talk to her. Maybe sheāll take pity on you if Iām there.ā
When they found Yennefer, she was kneeling beside a sewing kit, rummaging through one of her chests.
āYen? What are you looking for? I thought all your winter clothes were in the big chest at the foot of your bed,ā Geralt asked.
Before she could respond, Geralt squinted at her suspiciously.
āWhat? Why are you looking at me like that?ā Yennefer asked, tryingāand failingānot to laugh.
āWhy do you smell like Lambert... and his cat?ā Geralt asked in confusion.
Yennefer burst out laughing. āBecause he and Aiden are small and need supervision! Vesemir handed them to me while he got the keep situated. And,ā she added between giggles, āIām looking for that dress that got ripped while I was gathering herbs in the woods. Iām going to recycle it into tiny clothes for the littlest two.ā
āOh, I see,ā Geralt said, avoiding her gaze as embarrassment painted his face red.
Dandelion, ever the opportunist, grinned. āGeralt, are you jealous?ā
āNo!ā Geralt screeched, his voice cracking as he crossed his arms defensively.
āOh, donāt be that way,ā Yennefer teased. āThere should be enough material for me to make you something, too.ā
Geralt tried to remain stoic, but a small smile betrayed him. āCan you make me a better shirt? This one has a hole,ā he mumbled, holding up his tattered garment.
Yennefer nodded, still smiling.
āThis is all very heartwarming,ā Dandelion interjected, waving his bandaged hands, ābut we came here for a reason.ā
āOh, right,ā Geralt said, snapping out of his momentary distraction. āYen, can you please fix Dandelion?ā
āI donāt think thereās enough magic in the world to fix him,ā Yennefer replied casually, not even sparing the bard a glance.
āHey!ā Dandelion squealed, holding up his burned hands. āHe means these! My hands! Iām in pain, you heartless sorceress!ā
āOh, well, that kind of fixing is easy,ā Yennefer said, as she turned to another chest. She pulled out a jar of ointment and smirked. āHold still, bard This is going to hurt at firstā
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Part 6 of my miniature Witchers fanfic
Itās kinda cringe as fuck, but I made a multi chapter Witcher fanfic. Lots of cute Lambert/Aiden.
This is part 2 of a thing I made while doing homework on a welcome to night vale binge.
This is part 1 of a thing I made while doing homework on a welcome to night vale binge.

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Fuck Riverdale Fix it AU fanfic idea/rant!
I know this is going to sound like an angry tirade, and thatās because it isābut just hear me out, okay? Iām tired, sick, and Iāve had a lot of NyQuil.
First off, I want to say that I hate so many things about the show right now. Iāve got an idea for a fanfic, and I want to know if anyoneās interested. Basically, Iād disregard most of what happened after Betty came back home from being captured by TBK, and even some things before thatālike what they did to Charles. Seriously, why? He was my favorite character! It was so unnecessary, and I plan on changing that.
Hereās the gist: Jughead would be asexual, and FP would move back in with Alice as soon as Jellybean goes off to college. The twins would get way more screen time, and the whole superpowers storyline wouldnāt happenāexcept for Cherylās witch stuff. Iām planning to add a lot of elements from The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. (Side note: I never finished Chilling Adventures of Sabrina because I lost interest when they revealed she was part of some prophecy in that cave.)
Speaking of Sabrina, I think her cousin Ambrose would be a great boyfriend for Charles. I also kind of want to add some witch lore to the Jones bloodline, similar to the Blossoms. I donāt recall FPās mother being mentioned, so I think sheād be a great way to introduce that storyline. FPās relationship with Fred would also be explored more, as well as all the parents when they were younger.
Basically, Iād be changing everything people seem to complain about. Would anyone be interested?
ooh honestly pookie I think a new fic and adding it to the Vampire chronicles would be soooo sick but ofc do whatever you think you have the time/energy for!! Iām just really looking forward to the Daniel and Armand being parents dynamic. I havenāt read any fics that depict them that way so your fic created an obsession for me lol.
Sorry for the late response, I finally finished it.
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